Control to all DU operatives:

[ddeclue]

FLASH TRAFFIC:Regime change!

Begin operation LIB-R-L...

The dog has gone to Texas.

I repeat the dog has gone to Texas.

Elephants are weeping.

You kids get off my lawn.

Meet the man at the seven eleven.

Commence now.

:rofl:

[The Magistrate]

1. Sin Novedad

[Broken_Hero]

2. Roger, Roger...

The rattle snake, is back in its hidey hole....

:)

[Starry Messenger]

3. What's the frequency, Kenneth?

fnord.

[ddeclue]

6. 972,45 MHz..

:rofl:

[eridani]

7. 42, you dipshit

Are you trying to undermine the mission?

[Shiver]

12. Fnord? FNORD?!

Already? There are still twenty-nine days until Chaoflux! Mr. Momomoto hasn't even swallowed his nose yet!

Bloody hell... I'm excommunicating you again. Where are my pope boxers?

On edit: Oh, FNORD. In that case, Michelle Malkin has her toes in the strawberry sand. The seagulls have not spotted her Baked Alaska yet, though.

[Starry Messenger]

15. I'm excommunicating you right back.

Pope boxers always turn up in the strangest places...keep looking. :P

Baked Alaska to Tiramisu...Ladyfingers needs a signal.

[Barack_America]

4. Commencing initiative "gay South" at 06:00.

Did we decide whether we should put the gay in Krispy Kremes in addition to the water supplies?

Please advise.

[ddeclue]

5. It's time to make the donuts...

I repeat it's time to make the donuts...

:rofl:

[eridani]

8. Don't forget the mandatory abortions

I've already had mine, and sure was a helluva difficult thing for a postmenopausal woman to do. But I just had to do my part.

[KittyWampus]

14. I don't know why, but your command has me laughing hardest

:spray:

[Barack_America]

20. Operation "Share the Love" is go.

[Number_Six]

9. Authenticator words are Whiskey-Tango

This is no drill. AW are Whiskey Tango.

DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE. PROCEED AS ORDERED.

[Starry Messenger]

10. The penguin flies at midnight.

Scramble.

[Shiver]

17. I need Whiskey in order to Tango

I only dance when I'm drunk, repeat, I only dance when I'm drunk.

[Soylent Brice]

11. do we get dental?

i'm not lifting a finger unless i get dental.

[greguganus]

13. Bueller? Bueller? n/t

[Fire1]

16. Too funny! lol!

[spinbaby]

18. Send further instructions

What do I do with the wheelchair and the white cat?

[paparush]

19. Don't Misunderestimate the Importance of this Transmission

[nodramamama]

21. Operation LiB-R-L aborted

We've received orders to launch operation Prag-Mod instead. Standby