Kill me now.

[Texasgal]

Chimpy has just touched down in Texas and exclaims:

"we are back in Texas and we're here to stay"

:puke:

[ThatsMyBarack]

1. OMG, you poor baby.

:hug:

[LakeSamish706]

2. Hahaha.... This time please keep him, cause we don't want back anytime soon. n/t

[tosh]

22. Make that EVER!!

[MichiganVote]

3. Good. Find the nearest graveyard buster.

[DesertRat]

4. You can have him!

[Texasgal]

10. Thank you so much for your compassion.

Uggg.

[DesertRat]

15. Hey we're stuck with McCain here.

:puke:

[rurallib]

5. probably can't go out of the country without fear of being arrested.

[AspenRose]

6. Get out! Get out now!

I got out in 1999! Get out, honey!

RUN!!!! Other people across the country will take pity on you if you tell them you're a recovering Texan. ;-)

[jazzjunkysue]

7. Good luck with that.

Not the killing yourself, just the tolerating your new illiterate citizen and his chainsmoking cupcake.

[The_Casual_Observer]

8. House arrest?

[Lost-in-FL]

9. ...

:hug:

[BrklynLiberal]

11. Oh no..you poor girl

:cry:

[Texasgal]

14. Yeah... it really sucks.

Figures our state gets to house the louse. :(

[mtnsnake]

My sincerest sympathies, Texasgal

Ya gotta figure out a way to get him to move, as long as he doesn't come to New York! :hi:

[Texasgal]

16. Maybe we should pray for a tornado to hit the

pig farm? Lol!

:hug:

[baldguy]

12. Until the Saudis finish cleaning up Idi Amin's villa for him.

[ddeclue]

13. Run for the border!.. OK, LA, AR, NM and Mexico can't be that far away!

As for the rest of us... I only hope that applies to Jeb too.. I hope he moves to TX and stays there too.

Doug D.
Orlando, FL

[sfpcjock]

17. oooooooooooWE, one final trip to Waco. Yes!

well it's NEAR the fake Hollywood ranch and no cattle in (Joan) Crawford LOL. I knew for a long time they'd end up in Dallas. (The ranch was just which one sounds the most like John Wayne or Ray-gun. )

[Bucky]

19. I'll go to Crawford if I think I can get within shoe throwing distance of the lad

Otherwise, I'll stay home and keep my sneakers to myself.

[Bucky]

18. If you think you feel bad, think about how insulted the Uruguayans must feel.

I'll bet they had that bunker all decorated for a surprise welcome home party.

[TheDebbieDee]

20. Okay! I'm sending a bullet your way now!

You'll be out of your misery, soon, TexasGal.

[Texasgal]

21. Thanks.

Please hurry. I wanna be dead soon.

[gcomeau]

23. The only possible reason...

...anyone could be upset about that wonderful statement would be if... oh. "Texasgal" huh?

My sincere condolences. At least it's a big state, you're not also stuck in the same area of it he's in are you?

[Texasgal]

24. I am in Austin

the liberal bastion of the south.

I'm good, nowhere near pig face!

Thanks for your condolences! :hug:

[mucifer]

25. I feel sorry for you. I'm hoping President Obama will be visiting Chicago when

he's able.

[pipi_k]

26. I had a good laugh when the Obamas escorted him and Pickles

to the waiting helicopter

First, I thought...wow...that's a classy move....seriously.


Then I thought....they probably wanted to make sure the Bushes were really really gone and wouldn't try to sneak back into the WH.

:7



Myself, I'm not so nice. I might not have done it in RL, but I sure would have mentally given George a kick in the ass down the stairs... :evilgrin:

[Harry Monroe]

30. "Heh, Heh. Still got the House keys in my pockets. Hussein didn't even notice"

"I'll can sneak back in anytime I want. Heh, Heh"

[PylesMalfunction]

27. Honey - I feel for you!

Just remember that as bad as it seems, your state is more liberal than mine. :hug: Keep the hope!

[MoonRiver]

28. I feel for you.

Being in such close proximity to that POS that is. :hug:

[Harry Monroe]

29. Somewhere in Texas a town is mourning. They finally got their missing village idiot back.

[Fire1]

31. That's rich! lol!