I had to clean up the kitty litter boxes ...... what did Bush say?

[ronnykmarshall]

[Patsy Stone]

1. The same as what you scooped.

At least he didn't declare Martial Law. :hi:

[ddeclue]

2. Don't insult cat shit that way!

:)

[Bluzmann57]

3. Blah blah blah

yap yap yap. Absolutely nothing in other words.

[Liberalboy]

4. Blah blah blah

9-11 blah blah God blah blah 9-11 blah blah faith based initiatives blah blah terra blah blah 9-11

I think that about sums it up

[zeemike]

5. I don't know ether

I had to take a dump...and it felt good.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. Blah, blah, blah, 9/11, blah, blah, terror, blah, blah, freedom, blah, blah, blah.

You didn't miss anything. Cleaning litter boxes was a better and more pleasant use of your time.

[book_worm]

7. "I made the tough decisions even if they weren't poopular."

[Bobbie Jo]

8. I don't know....I was getting a root canal.

:shrug:

[Sebastian Doyle]

13. Even if you did that without novocaine or nitrous

it was probably less painful.

[AlCzervik]

9. i watched cash cab.

[Lint Head]

10. I don't know. I was watching a man build bird houses on Tennessee Crossroads.

:dem:

[Control-Z]

11. He thanked America for all our prayers for him?

Another one of his delusions.

[dflprincess]

12. Whenever I say an "Our Father", I think of Bush

When I get to "deliver us from evil" I raise my eyes toward heaven and add "you know who I mean".

[Control-Z]

17. I guess in a twisted

sort of way, he's right? Still deluded.

[Crunchy Frog]

14. The little brown clumps that you picked up pretty much summarize it. n/t

[valerief]

15. I was working with Stewart and Colbert reruns in the background. Much better. nt

[Harry Monroe]

16. I don't know what he said...I was masturbating

[snowbear]

18. uh..

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[uppityperson]

19. HIS life never went back to normal after 911 like ours all did because he had to get daily briefings

Oh yes, he carries a NYPD badge all the time. And, let's see, he doesn't reside in the same universe as the rest of the world does. Best part was that we don't have to listen to him ever again.

[Maru Kitteh]

20. That's EXACTLY what I did, RKM!

God bless the kitties!

[bridgit]

21. Well, seriously, if you did it right...all of what he said was tossed out *with* the kitty litter...

[Occam Bandage]

22. Did you pay any attention at all during the 2004 Presidential campaign?

Just take a standard stump speech, cut out the parts about Kerry, sprinkle "It's been a honor to" before every sentence in which he remotely talks about his job duties, and you have it.