Wingnut radio is having a ball with vilifying Obama...

[Hieronymus]

I just heard a crazy woman call in to say that Obama is mass hypnotizing the country by the rhythm of his speech. She read about it on some website that even the right wing host never heard of.
KSFO, the station that carries Rush Limbaugh, along with a bunch of other nuts.

[votetastic]

1. Yes, he is hypnotizing us,

and only the most-ignorant, least-educated Americans are impervious to his hypnotic suggestions!

:sarcasm:

[GreenPartyVoter]

5. *snarf*

[POAS]

40. Maybe we hypnotized him!!! This could be Hugh!1!!!11!

The evil liberal left has been trying to get "the agenda" passed for years before Obama came along. We must have hypnotized him into going along with our evil plans for peace and prosperity.

[Left Is Write]

2. Help! I've been hypnotized and I can't get up!

[yourguide]

3. I heard about this, something to do with pie

I baked a special pie just for the occasion:

[liberalmuse]

6. LOL!

I just finished a piece of sweet potato pie. Damn you!

[cliffordu]

12. lol....

[Voice for Peace]

13. need. pie. now. getting hungry. round pie. need pie. want pie now.

hope pie. truth pie. now.

[DainBramaged]

36. DID YOU SAYS PIES???????

[Enthusiast]

39. Was that really necessary?

:spank:

[OneGrassRoot]

42. Dayummmm.......

that would be sooooooo good with morning coffee. One of each!!!!!

I agree.....:spank:

You're bad.

;)

[Sulawesi]

15. LMAO

[ClayZ]

20. Bwahahhahah!

[ClayZ]

21. Bwahahhahah!

[Veruca Salt]

24. What a coincidence! I just made some pie tonight!

Although... now I have the strange urge to make a chocolate-vanilla swirled pie... mmmm... pie.. :9

[snake in the grass]

35. Space pie?

Had something like that in Amsterdam once.

[liberalmuse]

4. I hate to blow her theory...

but I can't be hypnotized. Many people are unable to be hypnotized. I guess it must have been his policies that lured me in.

[BrklynLiberal]

7. Is that the same woman who was impregnated by aliens and gave birth to an anteater?

[BrklynLiberal]

8. That is ridiculous. Barack Obama is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've

ever known in my life.

[tledford]

9. "Why don't you go jump in a lake?" :-) eom

[RoyGBiv]

10. More dog whistles ...

This hypnotism line has been prevalent since at least the early 20th Century.

Jazz hypnotizes white people, doncha know, and that, of course, is what is wrong with America.

[mrreowwr_kittty]

18. Obamareefer Madness!!1!1

:rofl:

[boppers]

29. Those black people and their wiley ways...

Next thing you know, we'll start listening to music with drum rhythms, rather than strings!

;)

[RoyGBiv]

32. And do you know what happens then?

Shhhhhhh....

(dancing)


:wow: :wow: :wow:

[Earth Bound Misfit]

11. We are have all your minds

[Curtland1015]

14. The Obama is good. The Obama is kind.

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[johnnyrocket]

16. Obama is hypno-toad!

[boppers]

30. I love it when chan memes leak.

However, this is serious business.

[NAO]

17. 67 page article, detailing the NLP mass hypnosis techniques

This one goes into my collection of world's nuttiest conspiracies. It ranks right up there with James Shelby Downard's "Giant Public Masonic Ritual Psychodrama Killing of the King" JFK assassination theory.

The Sorcerer's Apprentices. James Shelby Downard and the Mysteries of Americana
http://www.whale.to/b/whalen.html

OBAMA HYPNOSIS
http://www.scribd.com/doc/7419327/Obama-Hypnosis-A-Theory-By-The-Right

***

Do not be lulled into believing that just because the deadening American city of dreadful night is so utterly devoid of mystery, so thoroughly flat-footed, sterile and infantile, so burdened with the illusory gloss of baseball-hot dogs-apple-pie-and-Chevrolet, that it exists outside the psycho-sexual domain. The eternal pagan psychodrama is escalated under these modern conditions precisely because sorcery is not what '20th Century man' can accept as real...

... the ultimate purpose of that (the JFK) assassination was not political or economic but sorcerous: for the control of the dreaming mind and the marshalling of its forces is the omnipotent force in this entire scenario of lies, cruelty and degradation. Something died in the American people on November 22, 1963-call it idealism, innocence or the quest for moral excellence. It is the transformation of human beings which is the authentic reason and motive for the Kennedy murder..."

- James Shelby Downard

[Dappleganger]

19. He's glamoring us...

he's a muslin vampire.

Sookie!

[Touchdown]

26. IMG! I found the other one!

Nobody at work watches True Blood. I can't talk about it!:grr:

They all switched to Showtime for that serial killer show.

[Zombie2]

22. HYPNOTIC.....

[Zombie2]

23. ..........

[muntrv]

25. Hypnotized? As in what Chimpy was doing to the righties in 2004?

[gauguin57]

27. If this be Obamanosis, then let me be in a trance forever!

(I got this nifty little graphic from the Freepers ... they think it's way funny!)

[Duke Newcombe]

28. !!OH NOOOES!!11! I been HYP-MOTIZED...!!!!1!

[Waiting For Everyman]

31. She ought to know, it's what Religious Right preachers do.

No kidding. A detailed analysis of it is on RickRoss.com somewhere. But I know that anyway from being married to one back in the 1980s.

Crass of them, to accuse Obama of their own technique. But what else is new? Obama doesn't sound much like a RR preacher to me.

[Feron]

33. She's most likely a freeper.

There were a few threads over there saying that Obama hypnotized people. They linked to some different sites, but I didn't bother visiting them.

[EastTennesseeDem]

34. I used to think that they just didn't have a clue. They apparently don't have a dictionary either.

[AmericanUnity]

37. MAY RUSH AND HANNITY HAVE STROKES AND THEIR HEADS EXPLODE ! LOL

[cooolandrew]

38. They are preciaous aren't they. Their wrecking crew broke everything and they say we are hypnotized>

precious tender hearts, urm.

[Lumpsum]

41. Fairness Doctrine, here we come. nt