A checklist to help Freepers prepare for the "change"

[walldude]

Here's a list of things you need to do to be prepared for Jan 21st 2009.

1. Get a second or third job. You are going to need it to pay for all those tax increases. (however you should like this one because having 3 jobs makes you "uniquely American")

2. Get all your guns piled up and ready. Obama trucks will be in your neighborhood starting Jan 21st to pick up all your weapons. We'll be nice and let you keep the ammo.

3. Hide the babies. Starting on Jan 21st Obama will be taking up his mantel as Baby Killer In Chief and will need some babies to start on. We figured Republican babies wouldn't want to live under a Black president anyway.

4. Stockpile canned goods. You are going to need them when Obama's communist buddies push the economy so far down you'll be waiting in bread lines.

5. STOP FUCKING PRAYING. All I ever hear from you fucks is "pray, pray, pray, perhaps if you got off your deep fried Twinkie eating asses and actually did something instead of waiting for God to do it for you, you might have won this election. You think you lost this election? You didn't, we fucking took it from you. While you were busy cleaning your guns and praying to god we were out there working the phones, walking the streets, driving people to the polls. I seem to remember someone telling me that the lord helps those who help themselves.

[onehandle]

1. Oh, the future McVeighs are preparing...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2127110/posts

[jfkraus]

2. SSShhhhhhhhhh! Man, don't help them!

[CitizenPatriot]

3. is there a reason you forgot to tell them about the mandatory

"white tax"? all white republicans will have to contribute an extra 5 % of income to help spread the wealth to community organizers (aka, black people in Puke speak).

Not to get too upset, though, because while most of that money will go toward abortion/spa day, some will go to the African American institute for furthering Race Relations and Fairness. A worthy cause, for sure, that I'm sure our freeper friends can't find fault with.

Socialism, here we come!

p.s. I was dismayed to hear Karl Rove out Obama as a moderate fiscal republican today, saying he doesn't resemble a socialist at all. Damn that Rove, he wants to ruin everything!

[ret5hd]

4. why didn't you mention the mandatory "gettin' teh gay on"????