OK, folks--Here's what comes next:

[Jackpine Radical]

THE LIBERAL AGENDA

All NASCAR events will immediately be outlawed.

Alcohol will no longer be served in public places, but tavern and bar owners will be allowed to apply to be re-licensed to serve marijuana and effete coffee-based beverages.

Abortions will be available on demand for everyone, and will be mandatory for anyone who is not a card-carrying Democrat.

Gay marriage will be legalized, as will inter-species domestic partnerships.

All military vehicles such as tanks, airplanes and ships will be painted in rainbow colors to signify inclusiveness, and will be emblazoned with pink triangles.

Atheism will immediately be proclaimed the State religion. Anyone refusing to evolve into an atheist will be sent to a Darwinian re-education camp.

Illegal immigrants will be given preference in federal hiring.

Church services will be outlawed everywhere and replaced with Sunday-morning sensitivity training.

All guns will be confiscated immediately. People who voluntarily turn in three or more firearms will be awarded free surfboards.

All faith-based charity funding will cease immediately, and the funds will be diverted to the new Adopt-A-Terrorist programs that will be starting up in every state.

Income taxes will be immediately raised to 90% for anyone making more than minimum wage, and the money will be distributed to anyone who can prove they are a gay illegal alien with no history of ever having held a job.

Christmas will be immediately outlawed, and Kwanzaa celebrations will be made mandatory for all students in the public schools.

[grannylib]

1. And Ramadan...you forgot mandatory Ramadan...Obama's an

Arab, ya know...

[Gregorian]

2. Oh yeah. And the national anthem will be replaced by Cumbaya.

Flowers in our hair.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

3. If I go to a fur protest on Saturday does that count for Sunday-morning sensitivity training?

[Jackpine Radical]

4. Only if you're Jewish.

Or Seventh-Day Adventist.

[here_is_to_hope]

5. I am so in on this!

"All guns will be confiscated immediately. People who voluntarily turn in three or more firearms will be awarded free surfboards."

Guns are cheaper than surfboards!
Excuse me, I need to get to the gun store!

[BuyingThyme]

6. And we'll tap all the phones!

Oh, wait, we already did that.

[blue sky at night]

7. wait just one cottin pickin minute....

i have a surfboard...well, it is a SailBoard....being an elitist you know, but anyway...since I have a board does that mean I can trade it in for a gun????

[Jackpine Radical]

8. Yes. But we will then immediately

confiscate the gun.

[PermanentRevolution]

9. I get a free surfboard if I turn in my guns?

Hmm... that's a tough one. Is it a custom-made surfboard or a crappy one from Ron Jon's?

[Jackpine Radical]

10. There are some policy details still to be worked out.

[Left Is Write]

11. You forgot the Obama potentate flag.