Morning crap starring Mika & "Scar"

[oviedodem]

Scarborough naturally doesn't report on the PPP New Mexico poll done 10/28-10/30 instead the ASU poll done 9/26 - 10/17

Mika says "Palin/Hillary 2012"

I try to watch this to hear some of the sensible guests but this is getting really pathetic.

[ShortnFiery]

1. Yes, he's talking smack about Virginia and Mika Mouse sits there "all pretty" and agrees

like an abused wife. :grr:

[H2O Man]

2. I believe that

Mika Mouse said, "Clinton/Palin 2012." Just as offensive. Just as pathetic.

[dennis4868]

3. was she serious or...

simply making a joke? If she was serious then she has to be dumbest person who ever walked the face of the earth....

[H2O Man]

7. Good question.

I can only say that Mika is not taken seriously, even at MSNBC. There is a reason why you never see her as a guest on the three evening shows. Chris, Keith and Rachel aren't asking her to come and expand on her mousketeer ideology, for good reason.

[ShortnFiery]

4. Mika: "Joe - My Lord and Master - What do you think?"

:puke:

[ShortnFiery]

5. OMG! Mika is Iding Palin as a "soul mate" because she had such a hard time

when her family came to D.C. :crazy:

[Higher Standard]

10. Mika has a crush on Palin

Really, how else to explain the way she swoons over even the mere mention of Caribou Barbie? She doesn't agree with her ideologically, yet she continues to praise the wonder that is Sarah Palin.:shrug:

[GalleryGod]

17. The Most Obvious Girl-Crush in TV history! Rachel should SLAP her!

Or at least give her some "tasteful pointers"

"Willie!? Do you think Sarah will like my tits in this wonder bra!???"

[Starry Messenger]

6. Now I can start my day...

it's the daily DU morning joe thread! I've never watched this show. How can you guys stand him? :P

[ShortnFiery]

9. Joe's an pompous ass and Mika is an embarrassment to independent women ...

The two of them are VILE. Yet, especially when Obama is doing well, it's sort of "bad fun" enjoyable to see them emotionally and intellectually MELT DOWN.

Morning Ho-Jo is morphing into one big Pity Party ... like a slow train wreck, I can't look away. :evilgrin:

Holy shit, now the young "very sexy" bimbo is agreeing with Joe too.

Damn he's the harem master today, "Oh do you agree with me Joe?!?" <batting eyes>

[Starry Messenger]

13. Well I must say the DU liveblogging of Morning Joe is always super fun to read

and I can relate to the "bad fun" enjoyment, so I'll just kick back with coffee and read.

[ShortnFiery]

27. Yes,

Asshole oops! :blush: Joe is in rare form today. He's a spinning, "We're having an ACTION and RE-ACTION to that ACTION. :wtf: Ah! "Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid thoughts will fire up McCain's base ... religious conservatives are going to come out in Virginia and bring him over the top." :eyes:

[tedoll78]

11. Mainly for the guests.

They get Obama campaign advisers and managers all the time. They also begin each morning with the latest state-by-state polling numbers, so I get to see them react to those.

That, and watching Joe stretch/twist/spin each morning in his efforts to make McCain's campaign seem still barely alive can be pretty entertaining.
His meltdown on Wednesday morning is going to be absolutely hysterical.

[Starry Messenger]

18. True!

And as one who lurks at FR for nuggets of comedy gold I'm hardly one to be casting asparagus.

[dennis4868]

8. they are going goo goo ga ga over Palin now...

they are just making shit up about her trying to put her in the best light....they always do this with Palin, why?

[ShortnFiery]

12. Mika's plea of "Leave Sarah alone!?!"

:rofl: :P

Joe's on his WHITE CHARGER ... oh those mean ole' liberals ... then TIED ... TIED Florida ... Sarah Palin is golden ... What about Joe Biden?!? :evilgrin:

[ShortnFiery]

14. No Barnicle, Sarah Palin's main problem is NOT that she's pro-life.

I'm pro-life but I don't FORCE it on my fellow Americans.

We don't like Palin because she's a hate spewing right wing shill. :grr:

[GalleryGod]

16. Pound them with Emails! Avalanche time!

[DangerousRhythm]

25. I wrote...

"Oh, Mika. Your painfully obvious, raging girl-crush on Sarah Palin is seriously unbearable to watch. What on earth will you do on November 5th? :("

[GalleryGod]

15. Mika Said that? Too. Much. Vodka.

"Keep that blonde bimbo bar fly a-way from me !!!"

[huckleberry]

19. I just can't bear to watch this show any longer.

I used to wake up every morning at 6:00 AM and turn on Morning Joe until 6:30 AM. Now I just lister to NPR.

It's much easier on my nerves!

[Undercurrent]

20. It was a dishonest use of that poll to whip up the talking point

that the race is tightening.

All the insipid comments, lies, stupid joke, and yucking it up looks just like that Fux morning show with that stupid asshole Steve Ducey. Both programs are wall to wall dumb.

Sadly there are some guests I like to see on Morning Joe, so I have the TV on at this hour. I'm moving to the point though, as the show goes from bad to worse, that it will be no longer worth it.

[KalicoKitty]

21. What really happened to Lori Klausutis, Joe?

:eyes:

[ShortnFiery]

22. OMG! Willie, I'd switch with you? I live in a red (but turning purple) part of VA.

The LEFT is at least not mean-spirited, well we're not violent :blush: ... I can be mean-spirited because I'm tired of figuratively / politically being kicked in the teeth. Don't you recall Howard Fineman's piece on the rabid right?

Now they're saying that they UNDERSTAND why the "regular Joes" HATE people on the left and think their elitist.

Well damn, there's some on the left that I consider INTELLECTUAL SNOBS even though we share the same ideology.

Morning Joe is trying to CEMENT those bullshit cultural wedge issues. Bravo. :eyes:

I despise the FILTH and DIVISIVENESS that Joe Scarborough is spewing.

Young Bimbo: "You know Joe, I totally agree with you!" Ew! :puke:

[progressoid]

23. Ugh, I just tuned in for the first time ever.

Why should I watch this crap?

[ShortnFiery]

24. The only enjoyment is realizing that they are going the way of the dinosaur.

People are not placing any veracity into the corporate journalistic whores when they are worried about their jobs being taken away.

[DainBramaged]

26. Puke and Barf, the belch family.

[ShortnFiery]

28. Mika seemingly despises Obama ... she's reading a laudatory article as

blood drips from her lips.

Me thinks Mika likes those "bad boys" who treat her like property or "an ornament."

Joe, et. al. : "I only disrespect you because I love ya honey!"

[DainBramaged]

29. I turned it on because of all the threads, and then realized

Wednesday morning, THEY are irrevlent.

[polichick]

30. Get out of here - Mika actually has Hillary playing second fiddle to Psycho Sarah??

[LowerManhattanite]

31. Their show is a joke...

...and they realize they're on the wane what with Rachel Maddow's (who Scarborough utterly despises as she's embarrassed him numerous times on his nighttime show with her intellect exposing his emotion-fueled idiocy) star on the ascent and the daily domestic violence episode of “COPS” (Where Joe kicks Mika's ass figuratively, she bleats out a weak cry for help and then defends him when “the law” (a.k.a. us) comes down on him) that is “Morning Joe” sucking wind and ass. He admitted he's in a shitty mood today with his “When I wake up and feel like killing myself I don't wear a tie” remark, and his bleating about how he only got two hours of sleep last night—evidently up late “poll-fishing” for diamonds in Lake Shittamonga.

Looks like he's gonna be a real pill to deal with on Wednesday morning—hide the breakables, and Mika's gonna be a bloodshot-eyed mess, reeking of cheap school sale chocolate bars and off-brand vodka.

I will celebrate their unhappiness giddily.