Which is more appealing?

[AlCzervik]

Poll question: Which is more appealing?

[skooooo]

1. I'd definitely go for the beer.

:thumbsup:

[YOY]

2. Is the beer cold or flat?

Either way it's better than the 1st or the 3rd choice.

[AlCzervik]

3. it's warm and in a can with a shit sandwich jammed inside.

[YOY]

5. Damn...I'll take the college Republican. No WAIT make that two of them.

I want to stick my feet in their asses and walk around with them like a pair of bunny slippers.

It's a personal non-sexual fantasy of mine...

[AlCzervik]

6. omg.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[YOY]

7. We had a FReeper here the other day and I fed that line after he gave a "Leave my country" line...

I think I scared the shit out of him. He acted all offended that I would say something so vulgar...but the Mods decided to toast the thread and my subthread...folks were cheering me on for it...

Hey, I'm a peacenik but I'm no pacifist.

[ieoeja]

8. You are seriously evil.

:evilgrin:

You would probably appreciate something a guy I met over the summer told me. He is a gay man who likes to hang out at biker bars. He told me he has a response that always works against any bikrs trying to pick a fight with him for being gay.

"Just remember, I consider twelve inches stuck up my ass entertainment. Now, what were you thinking of doing to me?"

Said three out of four laugh and buy him a drink. The fourth just carefully backs away.

[YOY]

10. Oh he's good!

That takes some serious testicular fortitude.

[Virginia Dare]

4. Skunky beer isn't so bad if you're desperate enough....n/t

[Left Is Write]

9. SKunky beer is pretty bad.

But still preferable to the other two options. :D

[TahitiNut]

11. It even has a brand name. "Stroh's"

:dunce:

[Virginia Dare]

15. I'm not too proud to say...

I've drank my share of Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull back in the day.

[TahitiNut]

17. Hell ... I drank Pearl, Genesee Cream Ale, Stroh's, Lone Star ... virtually anything.

Then I got out of college AND the Army ... and got a job and earned enough to stick with Guinness, Anchor Steam, Foster's, and other decent stuff. Then I stopped.

Now ... my doctor advises a glass of red wine with dinner. So, I'm dragging one foot off the edge of the wagon.

[Virginia Dare]

18. Hell, I even drank Pearl LITE LOL!..

when I was in college this friend of mine sent one of his fraternity pledges to the store with a $5 bill to buy as much beer as he could with it. He came back with one of those big cans of Fosters...:rofl:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

12. Hard to pick

I guess I can't say - they all are so yummy.

[TheDonkey]

13. College rethuglicans are the most desperate, craven, unhinged bastards imaginable

I remember College Repukes in my rural PA school would constantly assault and terrorize GLBT students and Iraq-war protesters. They are sick fucks, and Ashley Todd will likely be keynote speaker at their convention next year.

[Indenturedebtor]

14. I'm married so I had to go with skunky beer

But having tried a couple republicans in college, it's really not as bad as you might think ;)

[Chorophyll]

16. College Republicans...

grilled to perfection and served with an apricot-cranberry glacé.