The 5 things I want to happen on election night

[johnnydrama]

After an Obama win.

1. No on 8 wins
2. Al Franken Wins
3. Michelle Bachman loses
4. Obama wins North Dakota or Montana
5. Palin & McCain simultaneously choke each other unconcious

[Gregorian]

1. Joe the Plumber admits he voted for Obama.

Unhappy Republicans.

[Shakespeare]

2. 1. Obama landslide

2. No on 8
3. 60 in the Senate
4. Pat Buchanan's head explodes on live TV
5. After that, I don't even need a #5.

[Kookaburra]

3. 1. No more Churchy Spice -- back to Alaska with her!!!

2. Kay Hagan stomps all over Liddy Dole
3. Larry Kissell does likewise to Robin Hayes
4. I drink a lot of champaign in celebration.
5. My freeper neighbors turn off their lights and go to bed early.

[Kerrytravelers]

4. After an Obama win...

1. NO on 8
2. NO on 4
3. Bachman loses
4. We pick up the Super Majority in the Senate
5. Franken wins... and makes C-SPAN the new Comedy Central with his wit and wisdom from the Senate floor.

[gmoney]

5. my 5

1. For the RWers to be gracious in defeat
2. For Mike Turner (OH) to be defeated
3. For John Husted (OH House) to be defeated
4. Obama to win Ohio, despite all our recently publicized idiocy
5. me to get my life back

[vanderBeth]

6. You forgot 60 seats in the Senate!

[NightWatcher]

7. Obama win. Saxby Chambliss loss, Florida for Obama, Georgia for Obama, No on 8(&2 in Fl), 61 Dem Sen

and for the gravy.....

Fux News self destructs and Rupert Murdoch returns to Australia, never to be heard from again

[hobbit709]

8. Easy

1. Bill O'Lielly's head explodes on camera
2. Oxyrush OD's on camera
3. All the losing repukes go into catatonic shock
4. Shrub & Cheney start packing their bags and make reservations to a country without an extradition
treaty
5. Free champagne

[cynatnite]

9. Here's mine...

Michele Bachmann blames Tweety for her loss and asks the media to do a penetrating expose' on why she's such a loser.
Norm Coleman calls Al Franken names and flips him the bird on national TV after losing his race.
The Mormons declare that California can't be saved and retreat to the Utah desert.
Palin asks if there is a talent portion that might help her and McCain win.
McCain pretends he doesn't know who Palin is, talks about his time as a POW, blames Ayers and leaves with Joe the Plumber.

[Child_Of_Isis]

10. Bush & Co. in handcuffs. eom