What does a Sarah Palin prayer sound like?

[Rocknrule]

Been hearing about her hanging out with the fundies in CO Springs talking in not so coded language about how God is on their side in this election - as if Diebold is God or something. What do you think her *ahem* prayers sound like?

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

1. I'm sure she prays to the baby Jesus, because he was so cute and all. nt

[Rocknrule]

3. So it probably sounds like the grace from Talladega Nights

That makes sense...especially since she gives her kids absurd names just like Will Ferrell's character did

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

5. " I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and He does interpretive

ice dances of my life's journey." - Todd Palin

[lumberjack_jeff]

2. "Jesus Christ! How long is this old fart going to cling to life?"

[liberal N proud]

4. Oh Lord, whatcha doin up there today

I is doin yer will he on this blessed American land and I know that yer gona want me to be the one who starts that end of the world thingy.

[peace frog]

6. Quoth Monty Python

"Oh Lord, you are so Big! Gosh, we're all really impressed down here...."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fINh4SsOyBw

[Jamastiene]

7. Dear Lord, I'm not sure how many sins I've committed.

I'll get back to ya on that.
Amen.

[damntexdem]

8. She abjures all forms of witchcraft -- including Obama's charisma.

She asks to either be "elected again" or "raptured into the West Wing."