Make Your Best Haiku Or Limerick About Free Republic

[DemocratSinceBirth]

Inbred members all

A family of dummies

Too,too dumb to breed

[Arugula Latte]

1. ...

Me big tough Freeper
I cast my asparagus
I can haz Cheetos?

[unpossibles]

2. sadly, it doesn't take brains to breed....

anyway... ahem:

SOSHALIST COMMIES!
RUNEING AMERICA!1!ONE
BY MAKIG ME THINK

[Bicoastal]

3. Here we go:

In my mom's basement
I sit in my underwear
Raging at the world

[ZeitGuy]

79. Kicking for this one!!

:yourock:

[Mz Pip]

4. Here's mine

Down in my basement

Stupid is a stupid does.

Mom calls, "Lunch is served!"

[Bicoastal]

6. You stoled my idea!!1!

Wait til I get my asparagus...x(

[lumberjack_jeff]

33. LOL. The big belly laugh kind. n/t

[volstork]

5. Mine:

Blinded to insight
Bigotry is my best game
I am a moran

[unpossibles]

7. another

HEAD IS UP MY BUTT
REPETE LIES WITHOUT QUESTOIN!
FREEDOM IS'NT FREE!

[Kittycat]

8. Here's mine...

I'm not very good at this, and doubt it even qualifies :lol:

Free Republic
Hate filled, hell hole
Democracy Dies

[DemocratSinceBirth]

9. LOL

In my mom's garage

Surf Free Republic and porn

Sarah Palin's hot

[unpossibles]

10. one more

WUT THE HELL IS A HIGHKU YOU COMMIE FREAK!1?

[Kittycat]

13. ..

:rofl:

[JSK]

55. Ding, ding, ding!

We have a winner!!

[RayOfHope]

59. Yes. Yes, yes, yes.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Fridays Child]

11. Puke

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[EstimatedProphet]

15. Win!

[alcibiades_mystery]

12. ...

A pack of cowards
pretending to soldiering
Nintendo training

[ThatsMyBarack]

14. It's been a while since I wrote haiku. Hmm, let's see....

Harvest of haters
All get patties in a wade
In mommy's basement!

:rofl:

[stubtoe]

16. Ain't no poet, but I can recommend.

This thread is already hilarious

[dmallind]

17. I suck at haiku (indeed poetry in general) but OK

Science and reason
equality for others
all bad to RimJob.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

18. I Have Been Told It's OK To Ignore The 5-7-5 Rule

Much easier

[dmallind]

41. Yeah but only if you know what you're doing.

And I don't.

IIRC though the 5-7-5 is only one style of many that are called haiku, but again I don't know the technical details well enough to strike out boldly in original directions.

[RagAss]

65. hahhahaha

[PermanentRevolution]

19. A few...

Silly little freeps...
"President Obama" will
Drive you all insane.

Stupid angry kids!
All your base belong to us
On November 4th!

Ugly ugly site...
Both the layout of the page
And the freaks inside.

Freeper headquarters -
Grandma's basement, smells like pee,
Flabby man within.

[EstimatedProphet]

20. .

God damn lieburuls!
Put them all in jail for good!
I'm a patriot!

[Overseas]

21. Once Free Republic...

Once Free Republic
Now in bed with John McCain
Poor prisoners all

[liberalmuse]

22. A contribution...

MUSLINS! TERRORISTS!
I WISH MY DICK WERE BIGGER.
I BLAME OBAMA.

[leftist.]

23. Can I play?

Poorly designed site
Very confusing layout
Obtuse interface

[Ikonoklast]

24. This thread has real potential

I rage foolishly
Most things I don't understand
Mom yells for more beer

Play war games online
I'm a manly warrior
But too scared to serve

Got fired from my job
Boss man said I was lazy
Must blame Mexicans

I dream nightly of
Touching a cute girl one day
But they laugh at me

[trueblue2007]

25. Mine is called loser

LOSER, loser, LOSER

LOSER, loser, LOSER

LOSER, loser, LOSER

[Bicoastal]

26. Here's another one: "On November 5th"

On November 5th
I'll take our fight to the streets!
(Right after my soaps)

[Quantess]

27. I'll never understand why anyone at DU gives a **** about FR

As though they mattered.

[Bicoastal]

31. Their site gets way more traffic and has way more members than ours does.

Sad but true. Check Alexa.com

[DemocratSinceBirth]

34. Yeah-You Can See How TheirThreads Swell

Anyway- they are fricken hilarious...

[Lisa0825]

83. But...

How many hits are from us going there to laugh at them???? :rofl:

[silverojo]

87. Because they're so much fun to laugh at

November 5th will be the greatest day ever to troll Freeperville!

[DemocratSinceBirth]

28. ~

Alone in mom's house

Eating cheetoes ,watching porn

Member is orange

[Fridays Child]

32. How about a limerick? "The Freeper Boy Lament"

Mom's basement's a pretty good spot
To bring girls who are totally hot
But I'm smacking my balls
On these wet cellar walls
And the posters are starting to rot

[npincus]

39. OMG... that's a winner.

Bravo! :rofl:

[Fridays Child]

49. Merci!

;)

[SwampG8r]

29. ...

tin foil hats
pressed down tight
alone in mothers basement
monitor light shining

[Lucky 13]

30. I'm a biologist, not a poet... but here goes.

Freepers are proof
that natural selection exists
they'll soon be extinct

When you pray
for McCain/Palin's election
God laughs at you... hard

Prayed for rain
On Obama at Invesco
So very sad. Epic Fail.

Racist, Xenophobic Haters
With hard-ons for Palin
And black twisted souls

[jberryhill]

35. Freeku

Jap poetry
doesn't rhyme
Nuke 'em... NOW!

[Fridays Child]

36. Perfect!

:toast:

[sufrommich]

37. I am a Freeper!

I am a Freeper!!!
Hear me roar!!!
Out of my butt

My butt speakes for me
as it should
it's smarter than my brain.

I'm scared,
of practically everything
Daddy Raygun,make it goes away!!!!!

[DemocratSinceBirth]

38. LOL

~

[Faygo Kid]

70. No, wait - I am Freeper!

[sufrommich]

78. OK,I just got the Spartacus reference. lol

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

40. There once was a freeper named Duane

Who was sadly devoid of a brain.
All sad and forlorn
Alone with his porn
He wanks while he votes for McCain.

[jberryhill]

42. Birthwrong

Hawaiian paper
Not real
Factcheck in the tank

[Mariana]

43. Mine

Obama will win.
The Freepers' heads will explode.
That's HUGH and SERIES!!!

[Mariana]

44. My daughter's.

Obama will win.
Thats right, he will beat McCain.
The R's will go nuts.

:rofl:

[TheCoxwain]

45. Once upon a time there was a Freeper

and in his garden he planted a creeper
a giant plant sprung out
and pulled his wee-wee out
and the freeper became a weeper



( kinda lame )

[Giant Robot]

46. Me too!

Where goes the money
For site upkeep and upgrades
Someone's porn habit?

[Willo]

47. Mine;

Words that rhyme mean nothing
Hatred is a learned sickness
Dr. Suess can't cure.

[GirlieQ]

93. People are never too old go recieve a copy of Sneeches on Beaches.

I got one for my brother when he was 15. His behavior indicated that he'd misplaced his childhood copy.



And I'm kicking this thread because it's hilarious.

[Ganja Ninja]

48. Let me have a whack.

Cheeto's Mom!
My life's a toilet
Flush me twice
:hurts:

Vote McBush!
Have I ever been wrong?
Never mind.
:shrug:

Terrorist!
Weathermen everywhere!
Scary black man!
:scared:

Nukeuler
Edumication
not for me
:dunce:

[npincus]

50. it sure is dark in Mom's basement!

:rofl:

[RagAss]

51. Hickory Dickery Dock...

[RagAss]

52. Hickory Dickery Dock...

[11 Bravo]

53. There is a Republic named "Free"

Where kid porn's viewed regularly.
They sit at their 'puters,
Eat hot wings from Hooters,
Don't know why it burns when they pee.

[Motown_Johnny]

54. Limerick

When fascism comes to this land
a crucifix firmly in hand
wrapped in a flag
free republic will brag
from that web site it won't be banned

[npincus]

56. OK... haikus here:

pulling on my pud
Sarah winks coyly at me
splat on mommy's rug

or...

my double-wide's rockin'
pounding plastic blow-up doll
Sarah, I call her

or...

i type foolish things
other fools read them and nod
knuckles dragging low

[tkmorris]

57. There once was a man named Jim Rob

There once was a man named Jim Rob
And insults at Dems he would lob
He created a site
To continue the fight
Cause it was better than getting a job

Hmm. That really needs more snark.

[Borgnine]

58. There once was a man from Free Republic...

...no, I'd get banned if I finished this.

[codjh9]

60. OK - here goes

Free Republic - Not
Hypocritical Bastards
Know Not What They Say

[central scrutinizer]

61. my attempt

Freeps are dim morans

This is Hugh, I am series

Oh noes, you are screwn

[WindRiverMan]

62. Gotta have a Limbaugh one!

Rush Limbaugh is smart.

Kenneth will you tell me please

what's the frequency?

[stevenleser]

63. How about this

Bad Combination
Nationalism and Reaction
Is Free Republic

[RagAss]

64. Ode to a Troll

In mommy's damp basement he sits,
with skidmarks and fatman tits.
He's now on DU,
to taunt me and you,
till the truth gives him the shits.

[npincus]

67. LOL... good one

though I'd like to erase the picture it put in my mind.

[sufrommich]

74. LOL nt.

[ReadTomPaine]

76. That's more of a dirty limerick!

:)

[stevenleser]

66. And A Limerick

Free Republic is a site full of morans
Who follow Coulter and Rush like automatons
They rant and rave and snark
at Democrats but miss the mark
Because their brains are the sizes of leptons

[Faygo Kid]

68. Their keyboards wasted/Rush their God/their heads exploded.

They still think they will win. But they grow increasingly violent in their threats, so I will refrain.

[EstimatedProphet]

69. Another

I HATE LIBERALS!
BEAT THEM! KILL THEM! WATERBOARD...
Oops, I drooled again.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

71. ~

My favorite toy

Sarah Palin Blow Up Doll


Hands all sticky

[sofa king]

72. Gun-toting Nazi lemmings

Freepers on the march
Gun-toting Nazi lemmings*
Off the cliff they go

Lift the rock and see
The cockroaches will scurry
Freepers, blind, just squirm


*The author happens to know that an article of the same name is soon to be published in Gone Magazine. Look for it near newsstands in a lonely corner of Virginia... and eventually online.

[Pryderi]

73. What is a haiku

Shut up stupid liberals
Or me will smash you!

[ReadTomPaine]

75. Here we go..

Enter yet again

for another lifetime

in the Brotherhood of Satan

--

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066863/

[npincus]

77. more:

finger in my ass
out it comes to type nonsense
then back in again

or...

heart flutters with love
red moose blood stiffens my pole
shoot! splat! Sorry, Mom.

[nichomachus]

80. Yellow elephants

Yellow elephants,
When asked to go to Iraq,
Wetting their undies

[JBoy]

81. Bat shit crazy guy

Living in his parents house

Never kissed a girl.

[IDemo]

82. mine

Cheetoh stained keyboards
lib'rul bogeymen abound
morans run amok

[deadparrot]

84. ...

Muslin Obama
Casting asparagus on
Our hugh epitaths

[undergroundpanther]

85. Her's minne...

McCain mind all gone
on porch he rants 'bout
how the'gubmit' stole his pants


empty head inbred retread
ranting on the net
think they are important


fundies shout for jesus
they do it for rewards
brown nosing to incompetant god


mega church attendees are
goose stepping our land
into dominionist abyss

right wing believe everything
leader says what true
right wing don't want to think much.

freeper with a sign outside
thinks he is so grand
he has misspelled word,moron.

[FlyingSquirrel]

86. A website named Free Republic

I did visit, but got very sick
I returned to DU
With a full pint of brew
Shouting, "Freepers, my balls you can lick!"

:headbang:

[Bryn]

88. Here's mine

Prayin'
Drinkin'

Prayin'
Drinkin'

(this is expression I got when I was over there when DU site was down) really!

[greenmutha]

89. There once was a freeper named Joe...

Who thought the election would go
To old geezer McCain
And Sarah (the shame!)
But his guy the debates did blow!

[roguevalley]

90. Ok

There once were some inbreds from Scranton
You could tell they were there by their pantin'.
They weren't very bright,
Their asses were too tight,
Even their mother hated them.

Okay, that wasn't a haiku or a limerick but I feel better from rantin'.

[FlyingSquirrel]

94. ...

:rofl:

[mojowork_n]

91. Sen. Craig belong to FR?

Transfer self-hate out
Wide, wide stance masquerading
Life in denial

[dave123williams]

92. Ok, here's mine

Greedy Pigs at Troughs

Phony Patriotism...

The biggest frauds, ever.