Let's invade North Korea and Iran

[quaoar]

Bush thinks he's so damn macho. Let's do him one better.

Let's promise, if Kerry is elected, to immediately invade North Korea and Iran.

We don't have to actually do it. We just promise to and then weasal out of it. Hell, it works for Bush.

Here's the ad:

"George Bush says he's tough on terrorists. Then why hasn't he kicked ass in Iran and North Korea? Maybe it's because he's a girlie man. Maybe it's because he's hiding behind Laura's skirt. John Kerry knows how to kick ass. When elected, John Kerry will smoke those bastards in Iran and North Korea. John Kerry isn't afraid to nuke them back to the Stone Age. George Bush can't do it. Bush is a pussy. He won't let the Marines kick ass in Fallujah. Kerry will.

Vote Kerry. Kick ass."

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[Southsideirish]

1. Better yet - let's not and say we did! n/t

[Veggie Meathead]

2. A top secret invasion with weapons yet to be invented.I like it!

[quaoar]

3. Oh, come on

We haven't had a good invasion in over a year.

[vivalarev]

5. i like it

fuck your other reviewers, i think its actually funny. and you know if there are morons stupid enough to believe that bush is their savior, they may just be dumb enough to believe your ad is the truth.

even if you can change one of their minds, i would say it would be worth it. some americans are dumb enough to believe anything...and i think the past 3 days proved that

[TaleWgnDg]

4. dammit . . . you guys have been taking "lessons" from . . .

Karl Rove! LOL, attaway . . . :bounce:

[LisaL]

6. HOORAY to the new plan.

Let's hope Bush doesn't steal it, though.

[quaoar]

7. And just think

About all that cool bomb-camera video as the missiles slam into enemy bunkers, terrorist havens, elementary schools, etc.