MATH: If I take a drink everytime John McCain LIES tonight, how many bottles will I need?

[FrenchieCat]

Please provide your best estimate!

[Kittycat]

1. Just take a chair and a straw over to the Liquor Store.

[FrenchieCat]

8. That's an idea!

Gotta find one with a big screen tho! :rofl:

[darius15]

2. a "six pack" might not be enough.

[FrenchieCat]

11. I very much doubt a six pack will do!

[Schulzz]

3. Factcheck said 14 last time...could get dangerous. nt

[Faygo Kid]

4. Just enough to pass out. For you, Frenchie, I'm guessin' four bottles of Boone's Farm.

Yum.

[tpi10d]

5. I'd be concerned about your health

Even on 3.2% beer.

[XemaSab]

6. Better make it beer

anything else could be deadly. :scared:

[and-justice-for-all]

7. You'll just end up with alcohol poisoning..nt

[lisa58]

9. What are you drinking? I don't want you to end up at the hospital.

[Cattledog]

10. Get a keg!

[Vote2008]

12. Don't die of alcohol poisoning!! We need your vote!

[FrenchieCat]

13. True dat! My absentee ballot has not yet arrived!

SO I will have to be careful! :)

[Kierkegaard]

14. I'd say the likelihood of alcohol poisoning is very good!

[Bonescrat]

15. If you really stuck to this...

you're going to need gastric lavage followed by some activated charcoal... Yum...

[CrispyQ]

16. You want a bottle with a handle.

:toast:

[calmblueocean]

17. Why not give your liver to someone who needs it, first? It'll be destroyed before the 1st hour is up

I do think watching this debate with a couple beers in you would probably be helpful though. Wish I had some.

[rucky]

18. Are we including just the ones we catch on the spot?

or will we have to continue drinking when we're hung over and the Fact Checks come in?

[FirstLight]

24. Bwaaahahahhhahaaha!

:rofl:


THAT gives the term "hair of the dog" a whole new meaning!!!!

:puke:


Edit to add: I wasn't going to drink tonight, because it is a school night...but on second thought, it may make it a little less painful! lol

[johnaries]

19. You might as well just hook up an IV.

[jmowreader]

20. Don't even do that with water!

Drinking every time John McCain lies can lead to a fatal condition called water intoxication.

I recommend drinking every time he tells the truth. You might need half a beer for that.

[TheKentuckian]

21. If you want to keep the numbers down then you'd

best go for the handles. Yup, yup a 1/2 gallon at a time.

I don't advise you try to match the old guy if you have to do anything in the next week or so.

[RagAss]

22. Run the tap, right down your throat with a hose !

[Arkana]

23. It better be water you're drinking because you'll be dead

of alcohol poisoning in the first twenty minutes otherwise.

[liberal N proud]

25. Your body can't stand that much alcohol

If you are going to try, just call the paramedics before you start and have them schedule a stop by your house after about an hour of the debate.

[Elidor]

26. I only have to take a drink if he gives that creepy little fake smile and says "my friends"

I might make it through without a hangover.

[all.of.me]

27. Just go to the bar, or camp out at the liquor store. Much easier than all that math! nt

[Left Is Write]

28. You'd pass out about half an hour in.