Ok Texans, is the swagger/walk thing true or is Shrubya just confused

[yellowcanine]

because he is an "all hat, no cattle" pig farmer?

[mbali]

1. I know lots of Texans - none of them walk like Bush

He looks like he needs his diaper changed.

[Ms. Clio]

2. I've lived in Texas for over 20 years

And I've yet to see anyone else who walks like a gorilla with a stick up his ass.

[El Supremo]

3. In Texas you get a swagger in your walk...

when you got bucked off a bronco hard. Otherwise it's just B.S.

[liveoaktx]

9. IF YOU RIDE A HORSE... Bush is afraid of horses

[Javaman]

4. Completely lost without someone telling him what to do

[AuntPatsy]

5. I live in Texas he is so full of it!

[Fleshdancer]

6. There are two things that make you swagger:

Either you've been riding a horse all day (isn't Bush afraid of horses?) or you just got your ass kicked.

I just heard Kerry's speech and it's safe to say that Bush just got his ass kicked. :)

[MadHound]

7. No, he has something that is common throughout mankind

Overcompensation, or short man syndrome. Both short in stature and other measurements. Feels he has got to make up for matters.

Sad thing is, it sells thousand of large, unnecessary SUVs every year.

[seabeyond]

8. married to texan and he only walks like that

bah ha ha ha......well really when he is putting down bushie boy, lol lol

not many anyway

[many a good man]

10. By swagger we ain't talking about gait

1. swagger, ruffle, prance, strut, sashay, cock -- (to walk with a lofty proud gait, often in an attempt to impress others; "He struts around like a rooster in a hen house")
2. browbeat, bully, swagger -- (discourage or frighten with threats or a domineering manner; intimidate)
3. swagger, bluster, swash -- (act in an arrogant, overly self-assured, or conceited manner)

[Red_Viking]

11. He's an asshole.

That's coming from a sixth-generation Texan.

Although my backwater relatives in East Texas, who are Church of Christ fundamentalist types, love the man, I can tell you he's NOTHING like anyone in my family. We are the real deal. I'm a gal, but no man in my family walks like he has a load in his pants, smirks, or affects some simpering accent to sound like a yokel. Hell, they ARE yokels!

The shrub is definitely all hat and no cattle, without a doubt.

I recently moved to Oregon from Texas to attend law school. When people find out I'm from Texas, they give me a little half-smile and look away apologetically. Some say, "Gee, I couldn't tell, you don't have an accent!" (My dad is a radio announcer, so none of us talks with an accent.) Then I explain I left Texas because shrub is going back there in January, and things get better immediately. :P

He's a douchebag.

RV

[2bfree]

12. I think he is constipated.........

But that is just a guess.

[texas1928]

13. Before I got hurt

I was bow legged from riding horses, and I have been thrown froma horse too. I had a swagger but I did not look like I was walking like my under wear was bunched up to high. that is how he walks.

[yellowcanine]

14. Thanks guys, you have confirmed my suspicians and actually I would

call what Shrub does is more of a banty rooster strut than a cowboy swagger. The point about being bowlegged from riding horses is a good one. We all know that Shrub wouldn't know a colt from a filly or a Western saddle from an English saddle.

[allalone]

15. he walks like he has crotch rot

[NewYorkerfromMass]

16. kicking the 'swagger' posts. nt

[bmbmd]

17. Wide-based shuffling gait

consistent with Wernicke-Korsakoff Syndrome or Normal Pressure Hydrocephalus. John Wayne had a swagger-GWB has a stagger.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

18. Last time Bush was photographed on a horse was a pony

[yardwork]

19. He's not a Texan.

Born and raised in Connecticut.

[SammyWinstonJack]

20. I don't any Texans who walk like that pig farmer

He's just a puffed up arrogant little pissant. Full of himself with absolutely no reason to be. All Hat No Cattle.

[DaveSZ]

21. My family was in Texas when it was part of Spain

My grandmother owns land deeded to her family from the King of Spain, and she hates the Shrub.

[Fla Dem]

22. Walks like he has a load in his pants. n/t