Meme: Bush will give "the speech of his life" tonight.

[elperromagico]

Bush has always surprised us with his ability to make things crystal-clear in moments of crisis or great pressure. He will do it tonight.

This will be the greatest speech of George W. Bush's political career. He will state his beliefs clearly and concisely, and will set forth a plan for the future that will impress everyone.

Anything less than a great speech from Bush will be a major disappointment.

Spread it around. Build expectations. :D ;)

[Catfight]

1. I fully expect to be moved to tears and be saved by the end of it.

[caledesi]

2. I hope the teleprompter fails. Can you imagine? nt

[Leilani]

21. I hear he is speaking without teleprompter

in the round!

Can you imagine?

He will be excitement personified!

[caledesi]

22. Well, no teleprompter? Look for an earpiece from Karl Rove. nt

[newsguyatl]

24. there's no way

he'll speak without teleprompter.

not sure where you heard that, but i assure you, it's not true.

[MikeG]

3. Cicero will be jealous.

[stray cat]

4. Huge bounce!

He will rally Americans to his side!

[Demonaut]

25. We will rename it RU.....................................cant bring myself

to spell it out:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[RobertSeattle]

5. Or...

From earlier today...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1624608

[Scorpious_Maximus]

6. When I go into that voting booth...

I'm voting for Bush....because only he and the republicans can keep us safe from "terra-ists"

[swag]

7. Bush will dispel ALL DOUBTS about his intellect, his leadership qualities,

and his immense courage in tonight's AWESOME speech.

He will be TOTAL FUCKING GODHEAD!

MAGNIFICENT!

OUTSTANDING!

ETERNAL!

500 GAZILLION POINT BUMP!

[rkc3]

8. He will be bigger than Jesus!

[MrBenchley]

9. He's the next Churchill....the new FDR

and when the pressure's on, he's always at his best, as you well know...

[elperromagico]

11. Senator Miller was right! Bush has a "spine of tempered steel,"

as demonstrated by that picture. Look how upright Bush is sitting! ;)

[kerryin2004]

10. He will help us understand how he keeps us safe!

And when you live in a hot bed of terrorist activity like I do you need to be reasssured.. I mean a terrorist attack could come in my rural town of 300 any day.. If they can attack NY they can attack here.. I don't know why 70% of New Yorkers don't like him?? Don't they know he is the only thing standing between them and another 9-11??

[ronnykmarshall]

12. Kerry and Edwards will drop out.

They will work to re-ele ......


OH GAWD! I can't even write this shit in jest.


:puke: :puke:


I need to clean my keyboard.

[shraby]

15. I hope there is a mole inside the

convention hall who will unplug the teleprompter just after he starts to spew his wonderful oration.

[VolcanoJen]

13. Meme: High Expectations: Leadership, Accomplishment, and 4 More Years.

He's never, ever going to be able to pull this off.

[Jacobin]

14. Will he ascend to heaven on a golden cloud?

Will the waters of the Hudson part?

Enquiring minds want to know

[Poiuyt]

20. Supposedly, he will rise up through the floor

Seriously, at least that's what I heard. He will make his entrance by rising up through the middle of the floor in a bulletproof bubble.

[AntiCoup2K4]

27. Bulletproof??

So the Pukes don't even trust themselves not to take his pathetic ass out?

[ima_sinnic]

16. I have cancelled all other plans so I can give this my full attention

--NOT!!

actually, tonight I will make a point of loading up on movies at the library (too poor to rent any). hope I don't miss anything!! ;)

[LibDemAlways]

17. The chimp could come out and

drool for a half hour and the whores would eat it up. It doesn't matter how bad he is, expect to hear adjectives like "statesmanlike" and "magnificent."

The dog and pony show has worn pretty thin though, and no one but the most deluded ignorant wingers will believe a word of it.

[childslibrarian]

18. I agree, whatever he does

Chris Matthews, Judy Woodruff, and Wolfie will love it. However, the economic news does not look real good and if it doesn't pan out on Friday, he's in Trouble. One area he can't lie in....

[bluedog]

19. will Chalabi

be an "honored" guest ands sit next to laura tonight........LOL LOL LOL

[oasis]

23. Please don't trip down those steps you imbecile.

[quinnox]

26. I expect It will be historic

And go down as better than anything Lincoln ever did.