Need one-line zingers for Zig-Zag's speech -- can you help???

[Francine Frensky]

70% of Atlantans read (and many get their news from!) something called "The Vent" which is a daily column in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

It's like Leno/Letterman/daily show monologues, except it's written by the people (YOU!) who email and call in every day. Let's DU this baby!

Just send an email to: [email protected]

Keep it very short, one-two sentence max, and it helps tremendously if the comments are funny or snide. And simple (there aren't a lot of brain surgeons reading this).

You can make a difference today if you do this!

[pretzel4gore]

1. how about

"I'm MAD AS HELL and you're gonna take it until i'm not mad no more!" says Zell Miller
lol

[Qutzupalotl]

2. Kick

for more entries

[woo me with science]

3. Zell says, "Protect your possessions!"

interesting subliminal message for (wealthy) GOP voters....

[Francine Frensky]

4. Here's what I sent in:

Was it just me, or did anyone else see sparks flying out of Zell's head? I guess there's only so much hate a man can hold in.



(They like to print questions, for some reason.)

A big thanks to anyone who sends something in -- there are some good writers on this board who could really blow away the ajc readers.

[kodi]

5. "Folks usually have to wear a sheet to hear a speech like Zell's"

from an evil duer named mrbenchley at

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x719832

great remark

[sangh0]

6. "Zell's speech was better in the original German"

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[cheshire]

7. Zell blows his cover and gasket all in same hour.

[cheshire]

8. Zell sees red for lots of green.