Grandpa Simpson. Onion on my belt. Ramble, ramble.

[Lex]

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[Tallison]

1. He sounds sick, frail...

[Skinner]

2. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel...

...and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time.

[Lex]

3. LOL

"I leave these: a box of mint-condition 1918 liberty-head silver dollars. You see, back in those days, rich men would ride around in Zeppelins, dropping coins on people, and one day I seen J. D. Rockefeller flying by. So I run of the house with a big washtub and hey! Where are you going? ... Anyway, about my washtub. I'd just used it that morning to wash my turkey, which in those days was known as... a walking bird. We'd always have walking bird on Thanksgiving with all the trimmings: cranberries, injun eyes, yams stuffed with gunpowder. Then we'd all watch football, which in those days was called 'baseball'. . ."

[yardwork]

4. spending....blah blah blah....

[Lex]

5. McCain told a lot Grandpa Simpson-like stories tonight.

One was about seeing a poster somewhere. Weird.

[OwnedByFerrets]

6. High Five to a fellow Stephanie Miller listener...nt