Breaking News: Biden realizes he can sleep through most of next weeks debate

[LibraLiz1973]

After studying Palin's convention speech, her interviews with Gibson, Hannity & Couric, Biden realizes he only needs to have 2% of his brain working to debate this idiot.

He's probably more worried that he will yell someting like, "Are you fucking serious right now?!!!???!!" or that his jaw will drop and he will be caught looking at her like the moron that she is, than he is about actually debating her.

[jakem]

1. Do not underestimate Bible Spice...

:rofl: oh i cant even say that without laughing!

[LibraLiz1973]

3. Believe me, I am way over estimating her when I say that she may string

one or two COHERENT sentences together.

[Debau2005]

9. Another Diet Coke through the nose

:spray:

[gateley]

2. As somebody else posted, all he has to do is answer the moderator's

questions, then stand back and smirk when it's Palin's turn. :evilgrin:

[1corona4u]

4. I bet you're right....

he has a good poker face though...

[Ichingcarpenter]

5. The Format has changed Biden must answer questions on national and

international issues while Palin will be asked to name 6 things that are sharp
and six things that are round.

[mcctatas]

6. My money's still on Biden...

I think you set expectations for her a little high;)

[LibraLiz1973]

7. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Very funny

:rofl:

[LSK]

12. does she know how to count to 6???

:rofl:

[Bryn]

8. I can't wait!

It is going to be the funniest debate ever in history! hahahahahaha :popcorn:

[SurfingAtWork]

10. I don't think there will be a VP debate. The McCain campaign simply won't let it happen

I'm just sure of it. Failin has demonstrated she can't even hit softballs. She'll be sick, have a family emergency, something.. but mark my words, the VP debate is just not going to happen.

[RoccoR5955]

11. Nah. Palin will just be going to her sick Aunt Flo's for the debate. n/t