New poll reflects how assholes, dopes, & other personality types may vote in the upcoming election

[mtnsnake]

Assholes, douchebags, mutant inbred freaks, cool people, & intelligent people were recently polled across the nation. Of 12,832 people polled.....

91% of assholes prefer McCain while 2% are for Obama and 7% undecided

83% of dopes support McCain while 2% support Obama and 15% are undecided

89% of douchebags support McCain while 3% are for Obama and 8% are undecided

94% of mutant inbred freaks prefer McCain while 6% are undecided

96% of cool people prefer Barack Obama while 1% prefer McCain and 3% are undecided

98% of people who are intelligent support Barack Obama while 2% prefer McCain

Is anyone really surprised at the results? I'm not.

(Due to the sensitive nature of this poll, I am not at liberty to supply a link to it.)

[ChimpersMcSmirkers]

1. Good Info! I'd like to see the crosstabs on racist and soulless thieves...

[VWolf]

2. Shit!

I thought Assholia and Douchebagland were still in play.