McCain: "For 5 1/2 years I didn't have a zipper...."

[npincus]

"POWs don't wear pants... so that's why I cheatred on my wife Carol, and dumped my gorgeous children... I didn't have pants or a zipper for 5 1/2 years..."


:rofl:

[pleah]

1. ROTFLMAO!

OMG! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Mike Nelson]

2. Somebody should ask him

how he knew the Viet Cong were mostly homosexual

[Barack_America]

3. "For 5 1/2 years I couldn't listen to music. I lost all of my musical taste...

And THAT is why my favorite band is ABBA"

(In case you hadn't heard, he actually did play the POW card to explain his horrible taste in music)

[Overseas]

4. GOOD ONE !! n/t

[valerief]

5. Killer!!! LOL!!! nt

[npincus]

6. Why Cindy?... McCain: "I needed money for pants."

[npincus]

7. "Lots of Pants."

[Hepburn]

8. Custom tailored pants ... identical sets for all seven homes!

:rofl:

[npincus]

10. you beat me to it!

:rofl:

Why 7 houses?...

McCain: "I need them to keep all my pants. Closet space, you know. In Hanoi, we didn't have closets. Or hangers. For 5 1/2 years I couldn't hang my jumper in a closet. THAT'S why I need 7 homes, I earned the right to hang my pants..."

[Hepburn]

11. Priceless....

...:rofl:

[mmonk]

9. Is he talking about the last 5 1/2 years?

[npincus]

12. in all seriousness, don't you know what 5 1/2 pantless years can do to a man?