Would this attack against McCain work?

[jmowreader]

Okay. So jangling keys is a bad attack against McCain because it's one of the things that triggers his PTSD. (Why no one's asking whether a man who freaks out at the sound of jangling keys is fit to be president is a subject for another time.)

How about holding up things that represent Monopoly tokens? I know they sell little plastic irons in toy stores. They sell plastic cars and plastic trains, maybe even plastic battleships. And they still sell top hats.

This is actually a two-pronged attack: the intermediate goal in Monopoly is to build so many houses you lose count of them, which McCain has done; the ultimate goal is to bankrupt other people, which his policies will do.

[loves_dulcinea]

1. the moneybags guy

from monopoly cut and paste mcsame's scowling mug onto the moneybags guy. probably would get sued by whomever owns the rights to the monopoly game. still we could create the image and send it out.

sorry i'm no good with image posting.