So, just what is Cindy McCain going to say, to let us know she's one of us?...

[Robeson]

...multiple servants? Jet airplanes? Every American is an heiress?

What is she going to do to connect to the average American?

[K Gardner]

1. Bring her maid to the convention floor?

[RoadRage]

14. Ha! You said "Maid" as if it's singular... I think MAIDS is more like it.. ;) NT

[flamingdem]

2. Have a Bud! nt

[maseman]

3. She'll brag that

at least her maids are not illegals...

[jesus_of_suburbia]

4. I'm not gonna put down Cindy... I'll just say that Michelle was FANTASTIC!

[Fleshdancer]

5. I don't know. Just please promise me she won't go all sturgis pageant on us

PROMISE ME! :scared:

[Riddler]

6. She uses the same prescription drugs as the rest of us do....

only without a prescription

[bushisanidiot]

8. rofl!

oh damn.. that was funny

[bushisanidiot]

7. "I once had just one house.. I think.. so I'm almost just like you in a small way"

.

[Doremus]

9. Supposedly she's on her way to Georgia to survey the damage. WTF?

That was a screen crawl on MSNBC.

WTH are they sending the junkie beer heiress to GEORGIA?
Those poor people haven't been through enough?

:puke: :puke:

[Avalux]

10. Talk about her time with Mother Theresa. Her time stealing drugs from her company.

Yeah, it'll be a great speech!

[LowerManhattanite]

11. “I change my kitchen shelf liners just like you all do...”

“All one-hundred and seventy four of 'em.”

[DangerousRhythm]

12. Not a damned thing. She can't hold a candle to Michelle.

Cindy, in comparison, looks even more like the plastic heiress she is.

But, in the spirit of this thread? Maybe she'll come parading out in a bikini, wearing her Miss Cow Chip ribbon?

[NanceGreggs]

13. She'll drone on and on about ...

... how she had to struggle to make it on her own, fight her way up from poverty, work three jobs to pay off her student loans --

Hey, when you have her kind of money, you can buy someone else's life story when you need it.

[Samantha]

15. She's on her way to Georgia to assess civilian casualties

Can you believe that? Saw the scroll on the bottom of the screen while I was watching the convention. I thought it was incredible. McCain sends her?

Sam

[Norrin Radd]

16. "Resistance is futile. Your homes will be assimilated."

http://totallylookslike.com/?s=mccain

[rufus dog]

17. She sold me a boat load of beer. n/t

[MattBaggins]

18. Well I suppose she has the homewrecker segment

locked up