What is stuck in Tom Brokaw's throat anyway?

[Bonobo]

The way he sounds, I'd say it's a small furry mammal of some sort.

Any other guesses?

[eleny]

1. Tom Brokenjaw?

[d_b]

2. karl rove's leftovers?

[grannie4peace]

3. hope it's the lies getting to him

[jakem]

4. Karl Rove.

oh, wait. same as your answer..

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

5. You should hear him say "Jalalabad". n/t

[Bonobo]

6. ROFLMAO!

[DailyGrind51]

17. Remember him saying "Jeff Galooly"?

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

22. Classic. N/T

[rurallib]

7. foot

and a half of republican talking points.

[librechik]

8. he's been gargling Reagan's right testicle for years

someday he'll choke on it, I swear...

[Mike Nelson]

9. a squirrel

not a frog

[Dawgs]

10. Agree. He's been terrible lately.

He acts like everything is going against Obama and the Democrats.

It's pretty sad.

[SurfingAtWork]

11. He probably has a big chunk of truth lodged in there

That he can't quite seem to get out.

[applegrove]

12. I had a big crush on him in my early 20s.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

13. He has a speech impediment.

And for those of us who have speech impediments I think it cool because he became a news anchor.

[Bonobo]

14. Hardly an impediment if he is an anchorman. The opposite in fact. nt

What is the impediment?

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

16. Go to wikipedia.

Cleft lip from birth. Maybe he has a cold or something.

[Lucinda]

18. Cleft lip (from birth)

[otohara]

23. Other Famous Speech Impediment Guy - Joe Biden

I never noticed it until Obama pointed it out and he does get tangled once in a while.

Yeah - things like this makes you work harder - Us polio types have type A personalities because of it.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

27. I told my friend who also had one about James Earl Jones.

Now he is a communications major in college and I know he will be the best anchor in America someday.

[Arnold Judas Rimmer]

15. Jack Welch's defense contractor cock?

**Metaphorically speaking here. NOT making any assumptions about Mr. Brokaw's sexual orientation.**

[MilesColtrane]

19. I'll launch a guess that there's a lingual ligature that leaves him least likely...

...to produce an "L" sound regardless of how languidly he lectures.


(I do know that Harry Shearer nails him.)

[Thrill]

20. I thought he retired? Why the hell is he always on my TV?

[Qutzupalotl]

21. A lot of lollipops left over from Lillehammer.

[last1standing]

24. Be nice. His tongue is just tired.

and brown.

[undeterred]

25. Be nice. His tongue is just tied.

in a bow.

[AzDar]

26. David Gregory's 'manhood'.

;)

[Shakespeare]

28. Several bottles of single-malt scotch, it sound like. n/t

[Pathwalker]

29. His last shot of whiskey. He's a drunk.

n/t