McCain "I Know How to Win Wars"

[NYDem Observer]

Last week McCain said he knows how to win wars. A week later I'm still trying to figure out what wars McCain has won. Am I missing something?

[Zynx]

1. He's trying to win his war on facts.

[TwilightGardener]

2. Well, he won the...you know, the...

well, there was that time he wrecked his plane and was taken captive...

[LSK]

3. McCain doesnt realize we won the war in 2003

[Better Believe It]

4. Sure He Does: Like The One In Vietnam!

[JaneQPublic]

5. McCain thinks we could've won Vietnam if they just didn't end it so soon.

:rofl:

[NYDem Observer]

6. If it was up to McCain we would still be in Vietnam

[Better Believe It]

7. McCain Would Have Been Forced To Withdraw Just As Bush Was ....

had McCain been President. Congress would have cut off funding to maintain the occupation and war in Vietnam.

Which is what they should do now in Iraq.

[Better Believe It]

13. Oooppsss! I Meant To Write Nixon, Not Bush In The Caption

[mtnester]

16. Easy mistake to make

:)

[izzybeans]

8. Ask him about just how many wars he has in fact one.

[polichick]

9. What's amazing is how many Americans believe this is true...

...just because he was a POW ~ how ridiculous!

[TexasObserver]

10. Name one war you knew how to win, John!!

The Spanish American War?

The Hundred Years War?

Please, John, tell us where you have shown you know how to win wars.

[zulchzulu]

11. His first wife made his marriage like a war... plus he has photos to prove he won

Take this one for example...

[murray hill farm]

12. Sure, sure, sure!

But that is all he knows...if he knows that at all. We need a leader that knows more than one song. The only song that McCain knows is Bomb,bomb, bomb.

[NYDem Observer]

15. Problem is just because you fought in a war

doesn't mean you know how to win one.

Not to mention the fact that the war he fought in we ultimately lost.

[Renew Deal]

14. He surrendered in Vietnam

I'm not sure if that's the kind of "victory" we're looking for.

[GalleryGod]

17. ALL EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY

SAM at your 3 o'clock , Mr. McCain!!!!

[CatWoman]

18. that sounds awfully like

"I'm a uniter, not a divider"