Steven Leser : Hillary presses Obama on former Pastor, Communist Barber and Closet Nazi Pool Boy

[Thurston Howell III]

http://www.opednews.com/articles/opedne_steven_l_080314_hillary_presses_obam.htm

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By now, you have probably heard that Obama's retired former pastor had some radical views and said some outlandish things. While it is shocking that an elderly African American clergy person might harbor some resentment after suffering decades of harsh discrimination, thorough research by the Clinton campaign with copious help from myself and other members of Democratic Underground have unearthed a plethora of unsavory characters and additional nefarious activities going on around Barack Obama and his campaign.

It turns out that Obama's barber is a Communist. http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5071326 An unnamed Clinton campaign source is quoted as saying "He better explain his 20+ year association with his barber. Obviously, during the one hour every two weeks he spent with his barber, he listened to the subversive things the barber was saying. He must have agreed with the barber because he kept going there to get his hair cut. Obama needs to distance himself from his barber or lose the election."
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Those are some of the reports that we have confirmed. There are additional rumours to the effect that the Obama's cat is a Castro supporter. Despite our normal vigorous efforts to find out the entire truth, we have not been able to ascertain whether the feline is a supporter of Raul or Fidel Castro. Additionally, this reporter can confirm that the Obama's dog has connections to the Taliban and has been working with them and the Russian mafia to import Afghan heroin into the US.

There is more, and Obama supporters are just going to have to steel themselves to the truth here. A Democratic Underground member under the pseudonym "Thurston Howell III" was able to uncover a nearly 1000 year old mystery and tie it to Obama. According to this post, http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5071867 Obama was responsible for the 1066 invasion of England by William the Conqueror. In that same thread, a decendant of William I, who is recognized as England's first monarch, refused to deny the allegations. Calls to Buckingham Palace as well as Ten Downing street (Not to mention 221B Baker street) for additional verification went unanswered.
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[LordJFT]

1. haha

[Scurrilous]

2. LOL

:thumbsup:

[lapfog_1]

3. OMG!!!

Obama has a POOL BOY! He has a POOL??? That means he is a corrupt elitist! And in Chicago too!

I bet Rezko paid for that pool!!!

OMG!

(and, uh, btw... :sarcasm:)

[NanceGreggs]

4. Off to the Greatest Page with ya ...

... you whacko!

:rofl:

[Thurston Howell III]

5. Thanks for the Recs.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

6. Obama is really James Bond

Obama works for M16:rofl:

[MoJoWorkin]

7. Thanks for the good belly laugh. We needed it!

I think their tactics will backfire. The dirty dishes will end up back in the Clinton's kitchen sink.

Before this current smear attempt dies down the general public will come to realize Obama IS a Christian---debunking the Muslim smear. Also, how many people have sat in the pews and listened to something their pastor, priest or rabbi said that they totally didn't agree with, but they still kept going to their house of worship. I think many church goers (other than the fundies, of course), are going to have a personal experience with that.

The Clinton campaign is desperate. They are trying to goad Obama into an outburst or a mistake.

They will fail.