New Statistic About Lucky African-American Men!

[EmilyAnne]

One in 15 adult black men is running for the presidency!

The young fare even better because one in nine black men ages 20 to 34 is running for the presidency!

Its so easy to run for the presidency when you are a black man in America!
What's the point in even holding elections anymore when everybody knows that a black man on the ballot is the automatic winner?

Thanks, Geraldine Ferraro, for saying what everyone already knows AND what the statistics prove!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. White people have to work twice as hard as black people

Just to get by.

Apparently.

:crazy:

[EmilyAnne]

4. And they have to work twice as hard to get to the caucuses. Its just not fair!

Black people had free transportation, free childcare and no night shifts on those caucus nights! Its no wonder they always win. They just don't know how hard REAL Americans have it these days!

[wndycty]

2. Since its so easy for us Black men, my college buddies and I are arguing about. . .

. . .which one of us will be the next Black president.

[EmilyAnne]

3. Come on! Let someone else have a chance for once. This whole African-American in the White House

thing is starting to become a cliche, don't you think?

[wndycty]

5. ;)

:kick:

[theboss]

6. One in nine black men run cabinet level agencies

It really is shangri-la for the young black man right now.

[scheming daemons]

7. As I white man... I feel left out and neglected in this society....

:sarcasm:


I happen to be well-endowed, but nobody (especially the women) will believe me because I'm white. I'm discriminated against! These stereotypes will not go away.


AND! I've never been pulled over for "driving while white". It's just not fair.


Those black dudes are so lucky...


:sarcasm:

[uponit7771]

8. They are mentally falling apart, it's a shame to see

[EmilyAnne]

9. Why didn't Ferraro inform Fox viewers of these new statistics? Then people would understand

why black men had "better not antagonize" her. These men are splitting the party WIDE OPEN I tell you!

[Danger Mouse]

10. I think Barack Obama should kiss the ring of Geraldine Ferraro...

and apologize for being so uppity.