How about a Kerry/Falwell ticket?

[ButterflyBlood]

We'd get the fundie vote for once! We might even be able to carry the South! OK, I don't want Falwell as VP, but come on, he'd guarantee that we'd win!

[bkcc]

1. Put down the crack pipe and slowly back away....

;)

[DIKB]

2. ummm

are you TRYING to frighten us ?

the fundie vote isn't THAT necessary, and I think that most of em would equate voting Dem under any circumstances as selling their souls (as worthless as I think they are) and to them that would be bad.

[ButterflyBlood]

3. sarcasm to make a point

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=492361&mesg_id=492361

[GreenPartyVoter]

4. *lol*

[Zorra]

5. Hey, Kerry/Reagan would be a landslide!

We'd get three-quarters of the republican vote.

[RichV]

9. How about Ron Reagan, Jr.

Heh. I bet he'd do it. ;)

[Cuban_Liberal]

6. Gimme that ol' time religion!

:P

[hayu_lol]

7. Ummm...would Foulwell bring his own rocks?

The new fundie way to limit population growth.

[Cuban_Liberal]

8. Think of the growth in the chastity-belt industry!

Maybe buggy whips and butter churns would make a comeback, too. :P

[MoonRiver]

10. The best part would be watching the whores' total confusion!

They'd be on cellphones to the media corporate bosses day and night about how to spin it all! :crazy::crazy::crazy: That would, almost, make it worth while. :D On second thought, naw.

[mndemocrat_29]

11. I don't think I could for it

But since I'm totally against voting third party, I'd just write-in my dream ticket:

Barbara Boxer/Tom Harkin