I'd Wager Even A Career Proctologist Would Come Here & Declare He's Never Seen So Many Assholes. n/t

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. But it would be procto paradise

because so many of the assholes are defective.

[zabet]

2. Sucker bet.

:rofl:

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. Even more than in a Bush family photo?

That's very impressive, if true.

[Lisa0825]

5. LOL

:rofl:

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Bush_asshole_mosaic


:rofl:

[Renew Deal]

4. lol

This is a public service announcement.

[TZ]

6. BWAAAAA!!

Now thats about the best one liner thats true I have seen in a long long time!!!
A big K+R!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[taterguy]

7. Ya know who was never called an asshole?

Pablo Picasso

Not like you :)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=m2sRRA2Lv00

[derby378]

22. Time to pop in a DVD of REPO MAN

I've got the collector's edition in the metal license plate tin. Wanna bring the popcorn?

[bahrbearian]

8. The Doctor will see you now, OMC

:rofl:

[Armstead]

9. You mean a preponderance of Rectal-Cranial Inversions?

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

10. Yes, That Too LOL

:rofl:

[rucky]

11. This town needs an enema! n/t

[Moochy]

12. Very Nice Self-Portrait

but... yeah even by your standards though, there are lots of assholes about these days.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

14. Lord Knows I'm In Good Company... n/t

[helderheid]

13. HATER!

:hug:

[Whisp]

15. but some are much larger than others -

those are the ones the good doctors would be most interested in.

[Moochy]

16. Like These Two

[terrya]

17. Nevermind

Well, time to watch some of my movies from Netflix!

[rug]

18. Brain surgeons, on the other hand, would starve.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

19. ROFL!!!!

Best response yet lol

[glowing]

20. Some days.... I really agree with you..

I posted a comment in GD:P and its got 12 recs... it wasn't all that insightful.. and observation of mine.. and a bit of a pet peeve about Obama's speaking/ preaching style.. anyway... I've written much better peices that have died a miserable death.. and this little snippet of how I was feeling when the news blurbed in with his speach is out of control and flamed away...

[rucky]

23. that'll teach you

stick to the tried and true.

[glowing]

27. Its why these days I normally stay out of that area... let the idiots have

their room.

[11 Bravo]

21. The Equine Paradox, in all its glory.

[Alexander]

24. Am I in the presence of their king? Should I kneel?

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

26. "Their"??? You Talk As If You Aren't One Of Them...

Course, we all know otherwise...

[Alexander]

30. Only an asshole would create a worthless flamebait thread like this.

I can't wait to see what happens to you after Obama is nominated.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

32. Only A Fellow Asshole Would Take Issue With It.

:hi:

(and for the record, you might want to do your research prior to posting such assumptions, lest you look like a total ignorant fool. See, I think both our candidates are awesome and am excited about EITHER of them winning. So nice try jerky! LOL)

[WillyT]

25. ROFLMAO !!!

Just don't see the asshole... BE the asshole.

It's a zen thing.

:hi::rofl::hi:

[ShortnFiery]

28. Gee OMC, there's no diagnostic criteria within the DSM-IV for the Dx of "Asshole"

would you be willing to serve as a Case Study for those of us within Psychiatry? :evilgrin:

<you know I love ya? - teasing here>

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

29. They're Growing In Numbers! They Can't Be Stopped! AAAARRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[mondo joe]

31. Career proctologist? Are there...hobbyists?

;-)