Revised Bush-Cheney ad - Not Lead

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"Not Lead"



President Bush:
One of the things that must never change are the no-bid secret contracts with Halliburton.

My contributors need a President who clearly sees that.

Laura Bush:
The accident with the pretzel and the table was purty dang embarrassin'.

President Bush:
And as the economy falters, the job losses grow and people are giving
up in their ability to find a job. I know exactly how I want
to destroy this country; I know what we need to do to make the world have more wars and get me better ratings.
I know what we need to do to make sure every person is suspect thanks to Patriot Act II.

I know what we need to do to continue sending jobs overseas, to lower the standards at public schools
so I can get vouchers passed,
to screw up Medicare for America's seniors.
Americans are hard working, decent, generous people.
I'm optimistic that America will soon be a theocracy under my rule.

[yardwork]

1. And we must make the pie higher.