I have had no Internet OR tv for a week. What have I missed? My sister was sick, and I stayed with

[patricia92243]

I have had no Internet OR tv for a week. What have I missed? My sister was sick, and I stayed wit...

her. She has no internet access and no TV. I nearly went crazy - as well as I don't know what has been going on in the world.

HELP!

PS My sister if fine now.

[obaman08]

1. The Mavs are up five games with 14 left..

The Cowboys signed a new safety and Houston released David Carr. Plus Florida and UNC are looking like the favorites to win the NCAA Championship. Oh and Bush and Congress are fighting and Bush is really crying like a baby. It is very funny.

[Turbineguy]

2. Somebody

who looked like Britney Spears left rehab.


On Edit: OK, I know it's a serious question. But a week without TV would be a blessing.

[babylonsister]

3. Check this link out:

lots happened, but these are some of the headlines this a.m. that are pertinent. And I'm happy you are such a fine sister, and your sister is better!

http://www.slate.com/id/2162642/?nav=fix

[nealmhughes]

4. John Locke blew up the submarine on the Other's island.

John Murtha cried in vain.

Patti Lupone played Wilhelmina's evil asst.'s mom on Ugly Betty and he came out to her after Justin came home and she called him "swishy."

Sean, Belle and Claire are still on the island.

All the kids on South Park had head lice.

Spector and Cronyn are trying to "gracefully" avert a constitutional crisis and there were over a dozen Puritans who bucked the Pelosi bill on funding/withdrawal.

Colbert was a master at listing the many impeachable offenses of BushCo and called those who would not pursue the tactic "pussies" and that Bush dared them.

It is warm in the East now.

Hope your sister is better.

[LiberalEsto]

5. DNA test for Anna Nicole's baby

I think a judge ok'd it

[blueknight]

6. more soldiers died in shrubs war

and the msm ignored it.
bush still has that goofy look on his face
elizabeth edwards cancer came back

[kestrel91316]

7. If you have dogs or cats, check out the menufoods.com website for

recall info. Pets are dropping like flies due to rodenticide in some pet foods.

[Jack Rabbit]

8. Gonzo is still AG; the Big Dick hasn't been arrested yet

The right wing pundits are still saying Valerie Plame wasn't covert and deserved to have her cover blown. They're also saying Attorneygate is a non-scandal.

Tony Snow is putting out that Congress had no oversight authority over the White House, "and that's in the Constitution." I wish he'd cite the article and clause, because I can find it. Perhaps it's in the fine print that only Gonzo and the Big Dick can read.

The Bush wants to allow his aides to testify to the Senate Judiaciary Committee behind closed door, not under oath and with no transcript. They can't understand why Chairman Leahy thinks that's a lot of "nothing, nothing, nothing."