On HARDBALL Just Now, Tom Delay Said, "I Found Christ."

[BeatleBoot]

Too Funny!

I wonder if they'll do a live feed from Duke Cunningham's jail cell, too?

:popcorn:

[Fenris]

1. Did we lose Him?

:shrug:

[JuniperLea]

2. Did Christ chew his smarmy ass out for being such a sinner?

Did he spit his lukewarm ass out?

Did he shake his head in disgust, or just hang it in shame?

This is what using the Lord's name in vain looks like folks!

[bluerum]

3. I would hide from that rock suckin thief (DeLiar) too! eom

[opihimoimoi]

4. I really don't think Jesus found HIM.....who wants a scumbag in their membership?

He sullies the waters even if he swims in the Pacific Ocean...

[Alamom]

5. Good Lord, he wouldn't know him if he saw him.

BTW, most real criminals have this revelation....just saying.

[Sapere aude]

6. That is probably part of the contract so they can use him on the show more often.

No matter what you have done in the past, find Christ and you are a good guy. Too bad finding Elvis or Waldo doesn't have the same effect.

[hobbit709]

7. That makes about the 37th time

Every time he's in trouble he finds Christ but seems to lose hime real quick in between.

[CJCRANE]

8. I thought James Cameron found Jesus n/t

[Ilsa]

9. Nah, that was his tomb. Maybe. nt

[cassiepriam]

10. Good, I would like to hear a complete confession, with all the details

of his wrong doings. And then he can turn himself into the
police.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

11. Does J.C. ever get tired of whiney supplications from

indicted Republicans?

Or does he just tell the Archangel Michael to hold his calls?

[MissWaverly]

12. Why DeLay is finding things, maybe he can find my Gore vote

and while he is at it, how about the 363 tons of our dollars that went missing in
Iraq, they might still be in wheelbarrows somewhere.

:-)

[liberal renegade]

24. wheelbarrrows about the size of a C130

8 of them to be exact...

[AndyA]

13. Well, Tom, I'm so thrilled that you've found Christ.

You know, all people are created equal, and you aren't supposed to go around killing them. In fact, it's a sin to kill them. So, I assume we'll hear you make an announcement soon that you cannot support the war in Iraq due to the death and destruction.

Lying is also a sin. So is stealing. You're going to have to resist a lot of temptation there.

And about those charges facing you: why not just fess up and admit that you are guilty? Christ would want you to do that and get it behind you.

So, how about it Tom? This is just a start, but since you've found Christ I'm pretty sure he's going to expect you to address these things.

[melody]

14. It's Jesus or it's Rehab ... they always do one or the other ... n/t

[PghTiny]

15. That's what he said before...

sticking a shiv in his back for looking like a terr'ist

[Contrary1]

16. Hiding under a chair in the oval office, no doubt...

right next to the WMDs. :eyes:

[AtomicKitten]

17. Invoking JC has been gold for the right-wingnuts.

But that 'safe word' is losing its efficacy with the unfolding of their myriad of crimes. It takes one dumbass Christian to square their crime spree with anything in the neighborhood of godly.

[toddaa]

18. I just found my car keys

They're right where I left 'em. Just like Jesus.

[Lerkfish]

19. If true, he would repent: completely turn himself in for his crimes and atone for his sins.

become honest and turn state's evidence on the illegal shenanigans in the administration....


when THAT happens, I'll believe he found Jesus. Until then, he's full of crap.

[ElboRuum]

20. Apparently he went down to the pub for a bit without telling anyone...

Glad we found him before anything happened to him.

[Cha]

21. And tweety called him a

"Toilet bowl ring"?

[benny05]

22. Yeah really

And also into Bob Ney's.

[mmonk]

23. Where was he?

[liberal renegade]

25. over at Ted Haggards house....

[kineneb]

29. I now poke out my mind's eye. Uck! n/t

[alfredo]

26. Wait until he finds out that Christ is not a Christian.

[Arugula Latte]

27. Did he fall into the crack between the couch cushions again? nt

[Generic Brad]

28. When I found Tom Delay I said, "Christ." n/t