When you cast asparagus on our leaders is it permissible to

[rzemanfl]

Poll question: When you cast asparagus on our leaders is it permissible to

save the tender tips to put food on your family?

[Mythsaje]

1. It's just garnish...n/t

[Jackpine Radical]

2. I've never had enough asperrigles to see purple.

Gonna have to try that.

[rzemanfl]

4. Pee, not see. n/t

[Jackpine Radical]

8. OMG That's funny.

Reminds me of the farmer with the constipated cat. He called the vet & told him about the problem. The vet told him to make the animal ingest 4 oz. of mineral oil.

Couple days later the vet called & asked how the calf was doing. The farmer says "Calf" I called you about a cat! Vet sez, Oh fer Chrissake. Well, how's the cat doing? Framer replies, "I dunno. Last I saw of that cat it was headed out over the hill with 6 other cats. There were 2 digging, 2 burying & 2 scouting for new territory."

[rzemanfl]

6. Actually I may be wrong about the purple, but it definitely makes

urine stink.

[wryter2000]

3. Canned or frozen

They don't deserve the fresh stuff. They don't get my morels, either.

[rzemanfl]

5. That's too bad, they have none of their own. n/t

[sweetheart]

7. or just eat aspersions

They don't get soft when you boil them,
but at least they don't disparage us,
or maybe cast a surgeon, to foil them,
a london itsu on kramer's sarcophagus.

[Demeter]

9. Finally Finishing Off All That Champagne You Laid In for the Elections?

Nice to see silliness=sometimes, we get too serious.

[rzemanfl]

10. I am series!!!111! n/t