Tony Snow,FAUX news, will replace Simple Scotty

[redirish28]

This little story was found on Rawstory.com


Having secured White House press secretary Scott McClellan's resignation, new White House Chief of Staff Josh Bolten "has offered Fox News Channel anchor Tony Snow the job of White House press secretary," the D.C. Examiner reports.

"Snow, who was once a speechwriter for former President George H.W. Bush, has not yet decided whether to accept the job. He recently recovered from colon cancer and has been helping launch a radio version of Fox News."

Fox News confirms the story.





My wife was saying that at least with Scotty you could tell when he was "Really lying" but this guy has been taught how to lie by the best in the business of lying...

[n2doc]

1. how to tell if he is lying

If sound coumes out of his mouth, he's lying.

[hobbit709]

2. Doesn't matter who is picked

If his lips are moving, he's lying-It's that simple.

[rfranklin]

3. He used to be an asshole....

attached to a colon.


Now he's just an asshole.

[ShortnFiery]

4. Sweet! Oh say it ain't so? Only Brit Hume would be more worthy. :P

:rofl:

[redirish28]

6. Actually my wife was wondering if it would be Bill O'Rilley...Then read

the article.

[Jack Rabbit]

5. The press briefing is now officially a Snow Job

Pass the word.

[ShortnFiery]

8. Yes, is he as "sharp" as Ari?

If not, the jokes will practically write themselves. :spray:

[LiberalPartisan]

7. Why don't they just have the briefings at Fox News?....n/t

[IndyJones]

9. LMAO!

[progressivebydesign]

10. Why not outsource all WH communications to Fox Corp??? n/t

[KansDem]

13. I agree! Go right from the Oval Office to FoxNews...

...and eliminate the middleman (Press Secretary)

[Mojambo]

11. The Daily Show coverage of this is gonna be priceless. n/t

[DemInDistress]

14. does the daily show have online repeats? or video clips ? nt

[kcass1954]

12. Well why the hell not? He's already taking his talking points from the

White House on a daily basis.