"Sending a common message, to the Iranians, that, uhh, uhh -- that it's"

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

http://www.dubyaspeak.com/freshdubya.phtml

"Countries such as ours have an obligation to step up, working together, sanding, sending a common message, to the Iranians, that, uhh, uhh -- that it's -- the behavior -- kind of -- trying to -- uhh, clandessintly develop a nukyular weapon, or using the guise of a civilian nukyular weapon program to get the know-how to develop a nukyular weapon is unacceptable."

-- Three "nukyulars" and one "clandessintly"... who could ask for anything more? (And what is a civilian nukyular weapon program?)

White House, Jan. 13, 2006

http://www.dubyaspeak.com/mp3/clandessintly.mp3

"The reason why the border is necessary is because there's suiciders coming in from Syria into Iraq."

-- The reason the border is necessary is because that's what divides the two nations, Louisville, Kentucky, Jan. 11, 2006

"You took an oath to defend our flag and our freedom, and you kept that oath underseas and under fire.'

-- The speechwriter perhaps gave him "overseas" but Dubya gave us "underseas", Washington, D.C., Jan. 10, 2006

[tatertop]

1. Those are funny, and scary.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

2. Civilian Nukyular Program

I guess that's the plan where they hand out free warheads at NASCAR races. . . ??

[CrazyOrangeCat]

3. No . . .

. . . I have that wrong.

They're handing out atomic bomb kits to anyone who buys an electric screwdriver at Wal-Mart.