Clark Sucks

[Wetzelbill]

Sorry, no he don't. I've just been thinking everybody has been a little too happy this last day. You Clarkies are always particularly chipper. Sure, he's a great man, extremely intelligent, and yeah, I like him, but you know, just to even out the mood in here I better say something negative. Just to be a jerk. :)

Maybe next time I'll say something bad about Howard Dean, just to get all the Deaniac's blood flowing. :) We'll see.

Oh yeah, and John Kerry just slashed my tires and stole candy from my baby. And, I don't even have a car or any children. That bastard!

[Rowdyboy]

1. Demographics maybe? Could Clark supporters maybe be older?

Shit, I don't know. I like Wes and I'm always pretty cheerful-just force of habit. Maybe you're onto something, but I'm not sure how to explain it.

Anyway, cheers! :thumbsup:

[Wetzelbill]

10. pure loyalty

Dean and Clark have some very, very loyal supporters. Each camp seems to be pretty cheerful and high on their boys nowadays. And, rightly so. But, I think the loyalty thing has a lot to do with Clark supporter's demeanor.

[Rowdyboy]

18. I'm one of the real loonies who really likes Clark AND Dean....

Please don't tell anyone, I'd never live it down here.

[Wetzelbill]

21. !!!!!

Sicko!

I actually like them both too. I liked Kerry and Edwards a lot. Voted for DK. I must be really crazy.

[DancingBear]

40. Me too

Is there any type of 12-step program I can enter to get me back on The One True Path?

We can't have this "two guy" thing - we just can't. :) :)

[Rowdyboy]

42. I can hear the sputtering now! How dare you defy my stereotypes!

Don't you know that all Clark people hate Dean and all Dean people hate Clark? Thats certainly the idea you would have gotten at DU back during the primaries.

Personally, I never fell for it. Clark represents a part of the party I respect, Dean represents a part of the party I respect. Why should supporting one of them mean I must degrade and tear down the other? I just don't get it.

:shrug:

[Midnight Rambler]

2. And here I was all hyped up for a flamewar

I had the popcorn popping, a front row seat, and then you just had to go and ruin everything. Shame on you for getting my hopes up!

:spank:

[Wetzelbill]

6. this was a technique I employed during the primaries

I'd start off with a subject like "Howard Dean is no different than Bush" then bust out something like this. I am a flamewar tease, I know. :)

[noahmijo]

3. Jesus Christ came by the other day and punched me in the nose

then laughed at my pink shorts!!

What gives??

[Wetzelbill]

7. you too

He must be storming all over Tucson punching people.

[MuseRider]

4. WTF?

You didn't mention Kucinich. What are we? Chopped liver?

Well I just give up. :spank:

[Wetzelbill]

5. I'm a DK voter so I figure my vote was indignity enough for him

:)

[MuseRider]

8. LOL!

:hi: fellow Kucitizen!

[Wetzelbill]

16. ssshhhhhh.... the man has suffered enough, don't say it out loud

:hi:

[IndianaGreen]

9. Tell the truth about the Big Female Dog (Hillary)

and you will make lots of friends among those that hate her neoliberal guts.

[Wetzelbill]

13. well, she is a radical feminist you know

Just ask Rick Santorum. :)

[IndianaGreen]

20. Anyone to the left of Hitler

is a liberal to Santorum.

[CTyankee]

41. Who needs Repukes

with so-called Dems like you!

Go ahead with your "bitch" analogy, but please put your posts where they belong:on freerepublic.com. Or better yet...

[Jim Sagle]

11. Kerry stabbed an old lady with his chin and stole her purse.

;)

[Wetzelbill]

12. yeah right before he ran my dog over

and I don't even have a dog. :)

[snowbear]

14. Oh man... if I weren't 3,500 miles away.. I'd come check on you Bill..

Wow..

[Wetzelbill]

17. Is that Bush's baby picture?

:)

Oh, I'm always acting bizarre. When I start acting normal then you might have to check on me. :)

[knowbody0]

15. contrary one

you put a smile on me

[Wetzelbill]

19. yeah, but you always find me entertaining

it's one of those reservation things, you know? :)

[incapsulated]

22. I resent that.

I'm a Clarkie and I've never been called chipper! :mad:

Although we do all have these Clark chips implanted in our necks...

[Wetzelbill]

23. yes, those chips are impressive

Dean usually goes with the Kool-Aid.

Us DK voters pretty much just go through a new age spiritual thing. Crystals and the whole shebang. :)

[snowbear]

24. Bill.. is that your kid crying? ...Better go check on him...

LOL....... :rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

28. oh God!

I shuddered when I saw that. Ugh! :rofl:

[incapsulated]

25. So, tell me...

How does Dennis get all those hot chicks? Is it the Pyramid Power under the bed or what?

:)

[Wetzelbill]

26. damn, I wish I knew

that may be the only serious thing I'll say on this thread. :)

[Tom Rinaldo]

27. Yeah, well you are right about Dean anyway. He sucks

The Democrats failed to win a majority on the local town council where I live and I'm blaming Howard Dean. The buck stops at the top you know. Forget all the other great victories that Democrats won all across the country this year, what did Dean do for me, huh?

[Wetzelbill]

29. Hey! No serious talk on this thread!

Actually, you got screwed didn't you? Here in Tucson we whipped ass on our council. Beat two long-time incumbent Repubs each by 30 points. It was a beating. You on the other hand, that just plain ass sucks.

[Tom Rinaldo]

34. We took over the County legislature though so Dean only half sucks. n/t

[Wetzelbill]

35. see now that's better than nothing

:)

[KitchenWitch]

30. ...

:popcorn:

We are in for a bumpy ride!

[Wetzelbill]

31. oh it's not that bad

but, just in case stock up on the popcorn. :)

[KitchenWitch]

32. I know

I was teasing you...



































I only tease boys I like!

:hide:

[Wetzelbill]

33. Woohoo she likes me!

:)

[xchrom]

36. clarkies get all the good drugs.

[Adelante]

37. He does

;)

[BlueIris]

38. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Wetzel. You slay me.

[Wetzelbill]

43. well, I'll just continue to slay away then

:)

[sendero]

39. I jumped on the Clark/Dean..

.... bandwagon early on. Some people can spot talent and others cannot :evilgrin: