http://www.gophypocrites.com/2005/04/hyp05018.htmlAh, the "Family Values" Republican -- staple of the political campaign circuit these last few years -- seems to be a figment of the Republican imagination. Take for example, South Carolina GOP State Representative John Graham Altman -- no doubt another one of God's lost children -- who may be running his next campaign not as a "Family Values" Republican, but as a "Poultry Values" Republican.
Altman was on the committee that forwarded to a vote a bill protecting chickens from cockfighting, while tabling one that would have strengthened the punishment for second violations of domestic violence laws. That's SECOND violations.
While asked about making it a felony to start a cockfight, but doing nothing to protect women from violent offenders, he told a female reporter that women just shouldn't stay with men who abuse them: "I mean," said the Colonel Sanders Republican, "you women want it one way and not another."
When someone said chivarly was dead, they weren't lying. Unless, that is, you're a South Carolina chicken.
Poultry of Life, I suppose.