Wow - Chimp's Got A Press Conference In 15 MINUTES!

[Edgewater_Joe]

And just as the GanGucknonnert hearings are about to get started.

Who woulda THUNK it?!

[stray cat]

1. Wolfowitz is going to head the World Bank supposedly

[JNelson6563]

3. But it's "about Social Security"

It will be a propaganda show and our benevolent leader may deign to answer some pre-approved "questions" from his lap dogs, er, I mean, "the press".

Julie

[The Backlash Cometh]

2. Does the blogger have a day pass for this conference?

[liberalitch]

4. maybe he having one to let us know...

That he just went potty by himself

Mr. president would you say that your a roller or a buncher?

[gratuitous]

5. You mean with random questioners asking unscripted questions?

Or another "who's got an easy one" show for the home folks that Stupidhead can really, truly answer questions all by himself about that real home run he hit at the t-ball field last night.

[Maestro]

6. I'm watching it.

He seems the most uncomfortable when he knows he is in front of a mixed audience. His pauses are almost disconcerting. He is such an idiot. He has no orator abilities whatsoever. Here come the questions.

[Maestro]

8. Question on troops....

Less countries serving...his response. "I called Silvio Berlosconi, blah, blah, blah." Have you noticed how he calls leaders by their name and not their title at times? Not answering the question. He says that our troops will come when Iraq is capable of defending itself. He has not answered the question about how he is going to keep countries in the coalition. Now he is talking about what they are doing in Iraq to improve it. "Progress is being made." Lord, he can not answer a question. He just mentioned progress again. There is a mention of progress again.

Reporter presses..."Is the coalition crumbling" No, they have voted and progress is being made." He didn't answer the question.

[Botany]

7. No Way!

Karl Rove bringing up a distraction to take the heat off the real issue
i.e. Gannon & the manipulation of the media. That is a new dodge.

Or Dan Rather instead of AWOL *
Or old tapes of * talking about pot instead of Gannon.
Or Swift Boat Vets instead of Kerry being a hero.
Or Freedom in Iraq instead of WMDs.
Or............

[unhappycamper]

11. good point

It's important to keep in mind the name of the game is 3-card
Monte. 

[Maestro]

9. Question on Iran

Illegal enrichment discovered not by IAEA but by dissident organization. Way to alienate and discredit the IAEA idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They are making nuclear weapons which will cause instability. They must stop enriching....Awaiting response from Iran.

[marcologico]

10. Let me guess, Babs is taking over the Social Security Admin?

[Maestro]

12. Prez SS security change is unpopular with public

When are you laying out a plan?

Shrub answers..."Personal accounts do not solve the issue." "These are an option..." "It is an interesting idea...The permanent solution will require work with Congress and Admin."

Maestro remarks:
What is the plan then you idiot????????!!!!!!!!!!

He has no plan.

[jojo54]

13. David Gregory

One of the true reporters left asked about SS. * says he just wants to put a plan on the table and not play political games! HAH!!!

[rodeodance]

23. oh but bush in enjoying gettting out of Washington---wish he would stay

out!!

[Maestro]

14. Oil prices

"I'm concerned about it." "...I asked Congress to join a comprehensive energy plan..."

He mentions alternative sources. "Companies don't need a lot of incentives...I hope Congress passes ANWAR...We need to use our resources to move away from oil but we need to better utilize our resources like coal in an environmentally friendly way."

Maestro's remarks:

Coal? Environmentally friendly way? Whoa!

[Vickers]

15. "In the post-9/11 world..."

I was hoping he would have an opportunity to dredge that up. :eyes:

[Mist]

19. "9-11, 9-11, 9-11" most useful non-sequiter ever n/t

[Catchawave]

28. We should turn his "speeches" into a drinking game....

Everytime he mentions 9-11, torture, blah-blah-blah...:beer:

[Maestro]

16. He mentions 9-11

Couldn't have a conference without.

"We don't believe in torture."

Okay I give up. Now they are talking about the World Bank. This pretzelnut is the worst.

[kentuck]

17. If SS was a poker game....

Bush has bet all his chips on his hand. The Democrats have called. Who has to show their hand first?

[Vickers]

18. "I have confidence in Tom DeLay..."

:wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow:

[rodeodance]

20. the court jester is talking to the world

[Maestro]

21. He should have said

"I support anyone who licks my boots but preferably my ass like DeLay."

[jojo54]

22. He just about completely ignored the fillibuster question.

Naturally.

[rodeodance]

24. he believes he has a duty ot work on big problems --(he makes the

problems that WE have to deal with!!)

[rodeodance]

26. twice he said he wants a permanent fix to SS--(yes/no; good/evil

approach to everything).

[Vickers]

25. "I believe that we have a doody..."

It's DUTY, you goddam assclown, jeebus, get the mutton out of your mouth.

:spank:

[rodeodance]

27. bumbleing idiot !!

[atommom]

30. *I* believe that we have a doodyhead running the country...

[jojo54]

29. Gotta tune out now

grandson just arrived (babysitting). Guess it's just as well. We're going to do the same thing that * is doing: play a game!

Have fun all!

[Vickers]

31. "I'm occasionally reading now, it's the second term..."

Are you admitting you didn't read at ALL the 1st term?

:wow:

Holy shit.

[heidiho]

32. "I Like to Make Decisions - I Make alot of them!"

Also "we have to permanently fix the solution"

and the plight of our

"WIDDERS"

(translation: those whose husbands have died)

THE STUPIDEST DUMBEST JACKASS EVER!!!!

I hate him more each day.

[heidiho]

33. Why Do These Reporters Allow Him to Speak to Them Like they are 5 years ol

I just don't get it.

Ending now . . .

[Mist]

34. * ends the press conference w/the excuse that the room is

running out of oxygen. :wtf: