"Common cause?" FUCK THAT!

[NightTrain]

Here's the part of John Kerry's concession speech that made my jaw drop:

"In the days ahead, we must find common cause, we must join in common effort, without remorse or recrimination, without anger or rancor."

ARE YOU FUCKIN' KIDDING ME, SENATOR?!

You want me to find common cause with people who openly and gleefully hate and piss on everything I believe in?

You want me to find common cause with people who think doctors that perform abortions should get the death penalty?

You want me to find common cause with people who think gay and lesbian schoolteachers should be fired BECAUSE they're gay or lesbian?

You want me to find common cause with people who thought it was funny to disrespect America's veterans by wearing Band-Aids with purple hearts drawn on them?

LIKE. FUCKING. HELL.

I hate those maggots with every fiber of my being. They're lower than the microscopic bacteria that exists in human feces. They are nothing more than brainwashed, bigoted perverters of true Christianity.

You wanted four more years of Bush? Well, you got what you wanted.

When your job is outsourced to India and you become one of the homeless people you think are lazy bums who refuse to work: well, you got what you wanted.

When you're ready to retire but there's nothing left in your privatized Social Security account because the stock market crashed: well, you got what you wanted.

When Bush gets us into wars with Iran and Syria and finds the military stretched so thin he has to reinstate the draft; when your kid is drafted and comes home in a flag-draped casket: well, you got what you wanted.

When your taxes keep going up because somebody has to foot the bill for Bush's tax cuts to the wealthiest 1% of Americans: well, you got what you wanted.

If your daughter accidentally becomes pregnant and can't consider terminating it because Roe v. Wade has been overturned: well, you got what you wanted.

When somebody you know gets a visit from Homeland Security because he made an off-the-cuff remark that got him pegged as a "potential terrorist threat": well, you got what you wanted.

When the next 9/11 happens (and trust me, it will), violently killing thousands more people on American soil: well, you got what you wanted.

I hope every one of you motherfuckers gets your job outsourced and loses somebody you love in one of Bush's wars. And when you find yourself in desperate need of compassion, don't even think about coming to me. Because I'll just laugh in your fuckin' face, and I'll say:

"You didn't give a damn about your job on Election Day. All you cared about was voting for a man who'd keep the goddamned faggots from gettin' married!

"You didn't give a damn about your dead relative on Election Day. All you cared about was voting for a man who'll racially profile those fuckin' towelhead Ay-rabs."

Where's my liberal compassion, you ask? I save that for people who deserve it, i.e. the 98% of Americans that you hate because they aren't exactly the same as you are. You have no compassion for ethnic minorities, no compassion for sexual minorities, no compassion for religious minorities, no compassion for those who've been imprisoned at Guantanamo Bay without actually being charged with a crime, and you sure as fuck have no compassion for people with my political views. If you had your way, me and my kind would be in jail, or even dead.

I got your liberal compassion right here, you fascist cocksuckers. Fuck you and the Panzer you rode in on!

Ein volk. Ein Reich. Ein Fuehrer.

[TwilightZone]

1. Keep in mind that Kerry has to work with the idiot. We don't.

Also keep in mind that concession speeches are expected to be conciliatory. There is nothing stopping Kerry from doing exactly what he's done the past 20 years once he rejoins the Senate. He'll have plenty of time to butt heads with Bush and the Reps.

[Deja Q]

2. Um, can't you use a better epithet instead?

I'm a gay man. I happen to be a cocksucker.

'Bushlicker' seems more apropos, pun or not.

:eyes:

Fascist PIGS seems to be best because it keeps sexual activities out of it.

[NightTrain]

3. Oops! Sorry 'bout that.

I was looking for a word with some impact, y'see....