Good Morning DU and Welcome to PINK SLIP DAY!

[MarkTwain]

United States of America
Office Of Federal Personnel

Tuesday, October 19, 2004


Mr. George Bush
THE WHITE HOUSE
Washington, DC

Dear Mr. Bush,

In accordance with our standard personnel policy, it is with profound sincerity that we, the people of the United States of America, do advise you today that this is to serve as your customary two week notice, to be validated fourteen days hence on November 2, 2004, of your employment termination to become effective at 12:00EST, January 20, 2005.

On that day and time you will be required to immediately surrender the federal office and residence situated at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC, the air transport known as Air Force One, and all attendant authorities, responsibilities, services, support functions, and accouterments, to which you have been privileged heretofore without benefit of election, of the office of the Presidency. As you vacate these premises, please make certain to leave the area free of trash (to wit: the Messrs. Karl Rove and Richard Cheney and the thousands of wingnuts who have befouled our cherished and beloved Republic and, by their presence therein, the sanctity of the aforementioned nation's House).

Your termination will be affirmed and a performance evaluation detailing the causes for this action are set forth in the annotations which follow below.

Very truly yours,
The People Of The Democracy Known As
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. From what I've read,

folks are standing in line where early voting is allowed to fire the liar.

[Virginian]

17. Any exit polls?

Any idea at all?

[demwing]

20. Fire the Liar

I like that line.

[Guaranteed]

2. NICE.

:)

[Clintmax]

3. Good one!

I LOVE this! Where do I sign my name? *grin*

[Eurobabe]

4. cool, time to make something up to display on car

a gigantic pink slip giving Bush his 2 wks. NOTICE!! HAHA!!

[MarkTwain]

8. You have my blessings...

.... make copies and leave them on the desks of your favorite freepers at the office this morning.

[Aunt Anti-bush]

5. That is beautiful.

What a nice way to start my day. Thanks for that. :)

[Dem2theMax]

6. WhoooooHoooooo!

You forgot one thing. *'s 'parting gift.'
His bright orange jumpsuit.
The one he'll be wearing for YEARS to come in JAIL.
:evilgrin:

[MarkTwain]

12. Do they wear Orange....

.... in The Hague?

[Dem2theMax]

22. You know, as I was writing that, I DID think about the Hague.

lol. I wonder. Guess we'll just have to wait to see the pictures.

:evilgrin:

[whistle]

7. And we need to do what most companies in America do...

...on November 3rd, assign a security team to escort Bush and his entire administration off-the-property, freeze all documents and non-personal items and send him packing.

[Shopaholic]

9. Stick a fork in him-he's done

Kerry in a landslide! :toast:

[Octafish]

10. A kick to the pants of the unelected moron!

Hey, Bush! You're FIRED!

[underpants]

11. That is great

:bounce:

[kentuck]

13. Excellent !

:)

[RollergirlVT]

14. sweet, but a little too kind for my tastes though.

[strategery blunder]

15. Can I e-mail that to the White House?

:evilgrin:

[MarkTwain]

19. I Think that's a Great Idea...

... an EMail campaign to not only the White House but to the prime GOP organizations as well as DimSon's own Election Campaign office.

Go for it.

[strategery blunder]

21. I sent it to bu$h* and Dick Cheney

:bounce:

However, I made some small modifications, like changing 'The Office of Federal Personnel' to 'The Office of the American Electorate.'

[Neecy]

16. this is a keeper!

I love it!

[progressivebydesign]

18. Pull him into the conference room at 2pm on November 3rd.

Hand him a cardboard box. And then have a ineffectual, apologetic, security guard stand their while he packs his personal things (beanie babies, m&m jar, family photos), then march him past the other employees (who are trying not to meet his eyes), and out to the parking lot.

If it's good enough for the MILLIONS that lost their job while he was in office, it's good enough for him!!

[blondeatlast]

23. Excellent! Two weeks notice!

Far more than a whole hell of a lot of now unemployed received.