Ideas for a Democrat October surprise?

[oldtime dfl_er]

Why wait for the pukes to have one? Any ideas?

[kwolf68]

1. I got a radical idea

Just hit them with truth.

[NewYorkerfromMass]

3. That's been Kerry's plan

it's worked pretty well too.

[notadmblnd]

2. maybe Kerry could capture Osama for the little shrub?

nt

[sangh0]

4. I'll be surprised if DUers can stop talking about lesbians

by the end of October

[aquart]

5. Do you mean a Democratic October surprise?

Please don't use the Republican adjective for us. We may be Democrats, but we are members of the Democratic Party.

[wryter2000]

6. A much loved Republican comes out for Kerry

President Ford, maybe?

Did you catch McCain with * on Air Force One? He looked positively sick standing next to the chimp.

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

7. I saw that !

He is thinking why am I here with this crazy, little man.

[sisenor]

8. I've never seen McCain look so uncomfortable

As he did when Bush had his arm over him on Air Force one. His look said it all "dear lord get me away from this asshole."

[sisenor]

9. FIND THE TEXAS WOMAN WHO SUPPOSEDLY WAS PREGNAT BY BUSH

and he made her have an abortion.

[NewJeffCT]

10. I thought she was 'relocated'

When somebody searched her out in some small shack in Texas and was planning on interviewing her, she suddenly was relocated to a nice cushy $500,000 home?

Or, am I mistaken about that?

[Clinton Crusader]

13. do you mean she didnt commit "suicide"?

Like the woman in TX who had a lawsuit against smirk for rape? She shot herself in the head with a rifle. :eyes:
:kick:

[dolstein]

11. Bill Clinton stumps in Arkansas for Kerry

Kerry isn't advertising in Arkansas right now. But I suspect that if their internal polls show Kerry within striking distance with a week to day, and if they can get his doctor's go ahead, Clinton will stump in Arkansas for Kerry. He'll probably be joined by Edwards, Wes Clark, Blanche Lincoln, Dale Bumpers, and the Pryors.

[NewJeffCT]

12. Well, Poppy & Bill Casey went to Iran

Poppy Bush & Bill Casey went to Iran to make sure the hostages stayed put until after the election in 1980.

Turnabout is fair play - maybe some nations are holding back sending troops to Iraq until Kerry wins?

[Clinton Crusader]

14. Didnt someone post on here about something happening SOON???

Swear I saw that. Maybe it was all hearsay...
:kick:

[RaulGroom]

15. Hey America!

THAT guy is the PRESIDENT!

That should do it.