Ha--the mystery of *'s back bulge is solved by Andy Borowitz!

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http://www.borowitzreport.com/

KERRY EXPOSES BUSH’S MYSTERY BULGE
Tears Off President’s Jacket on National TV

Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry seized the opportunity of last night’s nationally televised debate in Tempe, Arizona to expose the source of the “mystery bulge” between President Bush’s shoulder blades, tearing off Mr. Bush’s jacket while a stunned nation watched in horror.

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“What’s that bulge in the back of your jacket?” Mr. Kerry demanded.

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But rather than finding the radio receiver many had theorized was being used to prompt the president during the debates, Mr. Kerry discovered that the bulge was merely an AM radio which Mr. Bush was using to listen to the Boston Red Sox-New York Yankees playoff game.

At a focus group in Ohio, likely voters watching the debate were divided about the revelation that Mr. Bush had been listening to a baseball game during an all-important presidential debate.

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Obligatory disclaimer: Borowitz is a SATIRIST. He made it up.