Tweety's show is too funny tonight.

[dogtag]

Andrea Mitchell just disavowed her statements from last Friday night. Tweety will soon do a total head swivel and spit out green pea soup, he's so completely nutso tonight. Tom Brokow also backtracked from his remarks re the last debate. Pat Buchanan did his usual rant against the war, but said again that it's no reason not to vote for the boy king.

It seems that Tweety bird is talking a lot to his gun loving freep brother these days, which may explain his recent craziness.

[helpisontheway]

1. Which statements?

The ones when they were saying Bush won?

[dogtag]

2. Yep, Tweey kept saying it was unanimous!

[Spiffarino]

3. He's off his meds

He and Zell need to start taking their Prozac again. They've both gone batshit crazy.

[dogtag]

8. I have a list of people that President Kerry should

deport. Tweety is on it.

By the way, Tweety just made a blunder and said, "here come the first ladies" when Pickles and Teresa walked into the hall. Teresa is great in red, BTW.

[Reciprocity]

4. His gun totting freep brother is an elected rebug official.

[Zookeeper]

5. Tweety isn't exactly a model of emotional stability...

or intellectual consistency. He's in love with sound bites and staying on the rethugs good side.

[sonicx]

6. even that former Swift Liar Lawyer?

[dogtag]

9. Ben Ginsburg has the night off.

Lizards get dry skin if they are exposed to light for too long.

[MoonRiver]

7. What kills me about all whores is how totally out of touch

with the rest of US they are. Regardless of what the vast majority, or even simple majority, want and believe the whores just keep spouting the company lines/lies as if they were gospel truth. I REALLY HATE MEDIA WHORES.