I am visualizing Bush falling on his ass as he misses the stool....

[Gloria]

Please join me!

[Langis]

1. Oh man,

That just made me smile =)

[Vincardog]

3. Then he sits up and Hiccups

[DemocratSinceBirth]

4. or a wet fart (nt)

[ogradda]

2. yeah i'm thinking

they might have him zoned out to keep him from being an ass again... so maybe....mmwwhhaaaa

[Vincardog]

6. Watch for the BOTOX to hide the sneer

[DAGDA56]

5. Yeah, but think of the sympathy vote! OHHH....that poor, uncoordinated..

...moron! And that nasty John Kerry didn't even offer him a hand up!

[cheshire]

7. I hope he turns into a stool.

[Carni]

14. What do you mean turns into?

He IS already a stool (sample) LOL

[Lefta Dissenter]

8. OK, now that's funny

because just about an hour ago, as I was brushing my teeth, actually, I had my little visualization of bush getting so tongue-tied that he just throws down his microphone and runs out of the room, saying, "I just can't do this anymore!!!" (it actually made me smile)

[Phx_Dem]

9. I'm hoping

his earpiece falls out and lays dangling by its wire across his shoulder.

[MoonRiver]

10. The one he sits on or the one coming out of his ass when he gets creamed

by Kerry?

[Carni]

11. I'm joining you and I second the guy's sentiments about the wet fart

I vote for visualizing BOTH -- he can miss the stool and then *let one* LOL

[TheWebHead]

12. yeah, that stool is sortof a wildcard

It would be great if Bush slipped, but the taller Kerry may have a more difficult time with it. Hopefully they're pretty sturdy.

[gauguin57]

13. How about this ... Bush falls off the seat ...

... somehow stops breathing ... Kerry runs over, starts giving mouth-to-mouth, daughter Vanessa leaps from the audience and uses her medical training ... and The President Lives!

And Kerry and his daughter are the heroes of the hour.

And we'll know he's secretly a veterinarian, because he can revive both hamsters and chimps.

And Kerry's surrogates will immediately go on the pundit shows and say, "See, Kerry is a take-charge kind of guy ... a real leader who comes through in a crisis ..."

Ah ... what a lovely dream!

*getting out my Bush voodoo doll* ... "miss, miss, miss the stool, you rat bastard .."

[alittlelark]

15. Falls as he misses stool, stool rolls away as he tries to use it to get up

SS shoots stool and helps pres up. One SS member gets on all fours so that * can sit on his back, * straightens his tie, lets out a wet belch and farts while he is aw-shucksing. The SS guy decides he can't take it anymore and attempts to stand .......

[Connie_Corleone]

16. I've been visualizing that scenario all week. LOL!

I just want him to look like the idiot he is tonight. That's all I ask from the gods.

[Andromeda]

17. Wouldn't that be funny?

I'm visualizing him missing the stool, falling on his ass and throwing up all over his shoes. :puke: