CNN Carlos Watson: Bush only needs one good line...

[MazeRat7]

to erase his performance in the last debate. This is from the same guy I heard right after the first debate say "Bush seemed to have command of the details tonight" (my quote might be slightly off, but that is basically it.)

So there you have it... its not about "what" gets said tonight.. it's about who has the best 1 liner.....*grrrrrrrrr

WTF ?? How can someone be that far off base yet carry the title "Political Analyst" ?
Any suggestions on a new title for this fool ?


MZr7

[Lefta Dissenter]

1. All it takes is one good line

to run the country?

Jeez, maybe we should go to Last Comic Standing to select the next president! :eyes:

[DemocratSinceBirth]

We Should Dig Up Rodney Dangerfield (nt)

[Nevernose]

3. And then we'd elect that unfunny Vietnamese guy

[Philostopher]

2. GOP Fluffer? n/t

[sandersadu]

7. Carlos

I hate that guy. He's as sniveling as the rest of them. He thinks he's good looking or something and is always smiling but he's fake and another GOPer whore.

[spanone]

4. aaaahhhhhh HORSESHIT!

[vickie]

5. It is utterly ridiculous that the bar can be so low for a sitting US

President. It just boggles my mind - the level of ignorance, stupidity and rank incompetence. Ugh!!!!!!

[Cha]

21. Can you imagine them saying that about Clinton.?.

All he needs is one good line to bring him back from the dead!

[progressivebydesign]

6. That is so inane!

Bush's performance in general hurt him.. but it was Kerry's performance that made the biggest difference. That guy's a moron.. One great line?? I guess he means that Bush sucked so badly last time that even the corporate media pundits couldn't find ANY sound bite they could play, ad nauseum, to prop up their clueless candidate. Guess the guy doesn't want to give up those 200K+ income tax cuts..

[Thrill]

8. He thinks most americans are morons

.

[Sir Derek]

9. How about "Hey, I admit, I'm an idiot"?

[Shopaholic]

11. That's the same load of shit that

Tim Russert has been trying to sell to anyone who will listen. I guess they got their TP's from BushCo and are all lined up to declare victory for * immediately following the debate even if he goes into full meltdown mode like he did a week ago. Fucking media whores!

[Sir Derek]

If he admits to being an idiot the press will then have an

excuse to argue how honest he is, how likeable he is. He should just say "Yes I've screwed everything up, and yes I'm really an idiot, but I'll stick to it, right to the end."

[Leilani]

10. What an idiot!

I think Americans deserve a little more than 1 good line.

And if that makes them happy, then I give up!

[arbusto_baboso]

12. "All Bush needs is one good line" Yeah, of cocaine.

[DemFromMem]

13. That won't erase a serious gaffe

If Bush says something really stupid, that will outweigh.

[Ruffhowse]

14. He's an idiot. He was asked last night by the news anchor about the new

Nobel Peace Prize winner and he didn't even know it had been given out yet, and had no idea who had won.

[sundancekid]

15. electile dysfunctioneer

[DemocratSinceBirth]

16. To Draw Parallels Between This And 1984 Is Assinine...

Nobody was going to beat Reagan in 84....


Like him or not we had peace and prosperity when he ran for reelection....

[Awsi Dooger]

17. Today's comment is idiotic, but Carlos Watson nailed the VP debate

He immediately said it was not a question who won, but which candidate connected with undecideds. "I think John Edwards did a better job of that tonight."

For literally hours, that was the only astute cable TV analysis I heard.

[SammyWinstonJack]

18. Bush* Whore?

[Vincardog]

19. Bush Fluffer?

[Cha]

20. "one good line" that doesn't go over like

a pregnant polevaulter..to use a term from my childhood.

Here's another one...a meteorite headed straight for Earth!

[snowbear]

22. Carlos Watson..

He has been hard on Kerry lately.. And if you look at Carlos' bio, he's a DEMOCRAT.

Go figure :shrug:

[Junkdrawer]

23. If Bush doesn't whip it out and piss on the audience, he wins!...

Can we get the bar any lower?

[AmandaRuth]

24. he needs one good line so the media

can play it over and over and over, and spin it into a win, no matter what happens. Remember who the real enemy is here.

[bigpathpaul]

25. This is the guy who, after the first debate, said Kerry just edged *

That link was posted on CNN right next to the link to the poll results which were something like 75% to 23%. What an asshole.

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http://bigpath.net/politics/Bush/BushStart.html

[Andromeda]

26. Carlos Watson should

be in a Crest commercial, he's always got that big grin plasterd all over his face.

I've never been too impressed with his "political analyst" title because he just ain't.:thumbsdown: