If you could ask the Chimp one question what would it be?

[Marnieworld]

Mine would be: Considering the August 6th PDB and the known threats to the G8 summit, why did it take it take two planes to hit the WTC before you realized we were under attack?

Another fun one would be "When do you most want to drink?" I'd love to see him answer that because there is no way he would be honest, admit needing anything or any weakness. Anyone who has ever struggled with any addiction would know he was completely full of shit.

So what's yours?

[UpsideDownFlag]

1. How old are you daughters? nt

[DarkPhenyx]

2. why are you such an ignorant dumbass?

[molly]

3. What meds are you taking and for what

[JPace]

4. No question but I do have a statement for him...

GO AWAY!

[SnowGoose]

5. How many times have you been arrested?

And oh, hey, what's that in your ear?

[gauguin57]

6. Why are you refusing to take your regularly scheduled physical?

WHAT ARE YOU HIDING!???

[Paradise]

21. GOOD ONE! n/t

[Mad_Dem_X]

7. "How do you sleep at night?" n/t

[doni_georgia]

15. I know that one - Ambien!

[Minimus]

25. You may be right, doesn't bush have to have a full nights sleep?

That is necessary with Ambien - at least 7-8 hours.

personal note: that Ambien is some good stuff!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. Why did you stop flying in spring of 1972?

A real pilot would rather roll naked in broken glass than give up flying. Was it because he couldn't pass a drug test? Or was he just plain chickenshit?

[realFedUp]

9. How will you explain your presidency to your grandchildren?

I'm sure the Bush grandchildren will have
their own trust funds at 21, but I wonder
when they are old enough to read and understand,
what kind of impression they'll have of
how Bush left the country and world at the
end of his term.

[jmowreader]

27. The twins, if they have any concern for America, will be childfree

Because only by being childfree can they help put an end to the disasters caused by having Prescott Bush's hereditary Nazism in your DNA.

[No2W2004]

10. What's your deal with Poppy?

Why do you feel the need to prove yourself to him so much?

[emulatorloo]

20. Why do you hate your father so much?

And why do the American people have to pay for it?

[shaolinmonkey]

11. I think mine would be:

"At long last sir, have you no shame?"

[CityHall]

23. "At long last sir, have you no sense of decency?"

I think that's the quote. Perhaps better directed to Ashcroft. We know the answer for Bush.

[Steely_Dan]

33. Exactly!

[doni_georgia]

12. Here's mine

Mr. President (I use that term losely), in 2000, your stated that Gore had had four years to fix the problems in this nation and had failed. Today we recieved verification that this administration is the first one in 70 years not to create any jobs. Yesterday we had verification that Saddam Hussein did not have WMD and there was no connection between 9/11 and Iraq. In four years we have gone from a budgetary surplus to the largest deficit in US history. Mr. President, would you explain exactly based on this record why ANYONE should vote for you?

[Atman]

13. "Why do you love money more than your country?"

Follow up: "Sir, when I said "your country" I meant the USA, not Saudi Arabia."

[stubertmcfly]

14. how many times...

...have you been arrested?

www.boingboing.net/2004/09/27/six_grand_for_asking.html

[irancontra]

16. Why didn't you give shootdown orders on 9/11 until AFTER the pentagon hit?

[Paradise]

17. Do you have the slightest idea of how terribly

you have divided the people of this country, and do you even care???

[MrBenchley]

18. Please name all the countries in your Coaltion of the Willing

explain what they have contributed in manpower, and point each one out on this globe....

[emulatorloo]

22. LOL n/t

[Paradise]

41. um, er, i believe that is 'withering'. n/t

[MrBenchley]

45. Hey, I could ask him to spell their names

but it would be like kicking a blind dog...

[Paradise]

46. could you be that devious? :) n/t

[tomfodw]

19. You've given so many justifications for the invasion of Iraq...

...which ONE was the REAL reason?

[Virginian]

35. The real reason may not be any that he has told us.

Saddam may have messed up an oil deal for Arbusto, or it could just be contracts for Haliburton and profits for the Carlyle group.

[gulliver]

24. Why did you support but avoid fighting in the Vietnam war? n/t

[evilqueen]

30. Ooo... good one! n/t

[liberal_in_GA]

26. If you are so interested in "freedom" and "spreading democracy"

then why did you and your cadre of lawyers fight so hard to stop recounting votes in 2000?

[maine_raptor]

28. Mr. President,

With all your miss-statements on Iraq, with all the secrecy in your administration, with all of your negative campaigning, how can the American People trust you any longer to keep safe and secure, not just us, but more importantly, Our Constitution and Our Way of Life?

[evilqueen]

29. First, he'd be required to be sworn in... on the bible...

"Have you ever once smoked marijuana... and inhaled?"

[Catfight]

36. Mr. Bush, you've failed at every endeavor you attempted, what makes

you qualified to be the leader of the free world?

[Virginian]

31. What's that box between your shoulder blades?

[Virginian]

32. Do you tithe?

I really want his churchgoing constituents to know he doesn't attend church. He may not even be a member of one.

Some of the smarter ones may figure out that he is a False Prophet and join our side.

[grace0418]

34. What's it like to be one of the most hated humans alive?

[grace0418]

37. Do you honestly believe that you are a true Christian when

lies, murder, torture, bigotry and greed are in your every action? How do you reconcile the this?

[grace0418]

38. Just how stupid do you think we are?

[leftofthedial]

39. are the handcuffs too tight motherf**ker?

I hope so.

[BlueNomad]

40. Would You

Sign my Limited Edition Planet of the Apes backpack..pleazzzze?

[LibDemAlways]

42. Two questions:

1. Why was your driving record erased in Texas before you ran for governor there?

2. Please explain why, in the last debate, you said "Let me finish" when no one was interrupting you? Who were you talking to? Do you commonly hear voices and should we be concerned?

[gauguin57]

43. Would you be willing to take a polygraph test, swearing that you

Would you be willing to take a polygraph test, swearing that you did not get us into Iraq because of PNAC's 1998 plans ... and that you actually believed the intelligence on WMD's, yellowcake in Niger, al-quaeda meetings in Prague, etc.

WILL YOU TAKE A POLYGRAPH TEST TO PROVE TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE YOU ARE NOT A F***ING LIAR????!!!

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

44. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Hi, agent Mike!

[juslikagrzly]

47. What planet are you from

And what are your leaders' evil plans for the earth's future?

[jobendorfer]

48. Do you understand your rights as I have read them to you? n/t