Prediction of Dean landslide win!

[whirlygigspin]

Astrologer and Taxidermist Hortio Muggabuser of White River Junction, Vt. predicted today:

Dean will win every state exept Kentucky,Idaho,Alabama,Utah &
Texas.

His predictions were based on examination of week old chicken gizzards.

Interestingly, someone close to the Kerry camp immidiately resonded that their own chicken gizzard devinators were much more experienced
and that free range Vermont chickens lacked the gravitas of the more genteel DC chickens, whose gizzards are more pliant & flexible for devination purposes.

[Woodstock]

1. Kerry's chickens were counted before they hatched

:)

[nadinbrzezinski]

2. RLOL

You know here is the sad part, it will be an interesting election...

I just beg of all don't smash on those who like candidate A or B.. may the best man get the nomination and send the boy packing.

[tedoll78]

3. Alabama?!

But.. George Bush will have to win via write-in ballots in that state since he's being nominated too late in the year to legally get onto the ballot.

Weird..

[genius]

4. I knew the Dean people were relying on something other than the issues

Astrologers and Taxidermists sounds about right.