Caption Bush on 9-11

[shockingelk]

"Condi? Was this the historical threat mentioned in that memo last month?"

[swag]

1. my shot at it

I SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED CREAMED CORN!

[LastKnight]

2. yea... is this dick cheney?

is your refrigirator running?....


GEORGE NOT NOW DAMMIT IM BUSY RUNNING THE COUNTRY!

-LK

[madrchsod]

3. "hello-do you have prince albert

in the can?--------THEN LET HIM OUT"!!!!!! "got ya dickie"

[strategery blunder]

4. John [A$$KKKroft], can you use this to suspend that pesky 4th Amendment?

I have political traitors to deal with...

[danbee46]

5. Please...

....can you get some paper in here? There's none on the roll.

[LastKnight]

7. hah, he does look like hes on the crapper...

king george on his throne... lol

never thought about it like that until you said somethin. lol

i raise my glass to you

:toast:

-LK

[ben_thayer]

6. Here's mine...

[Parrcrow]

8. This is a really small movie screen

and a really boring movie too.

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Yeah, it worked, they both actually FELL DOWN!

Fucking unbelievable - far beyond anything we could have hoped for. Now we can pass the patriot act we've already written, destory people's rights, and keep them in a constant state of fear so that we can slowly take over the country like grandpappy prescott wanted way back when he was supportin' the Nazis. Yep, we're golden, now - war with Iraq will be no problem, questionuing me will be considered an act of treason (we already have Coulter et. al. on that one), asking questions at all will be considered unamerican and troop-hating (we have Rush ready to spin that - speaking of which, send him another case of Oxy, would you? just to be sure), and soon all that delicious oil will be ours, the Christian idiots will foollow us lock step abnd barrel thinking we're trying to bring on the second coming of their stupid Christ figure, and, as you well know, we have the backing of business entirely, plus we've ;played that stupid so well that we have barely educated idiots who are barely managing to keep themselves alive with their low wages who will vote for us because we've done the whole "we're against abortion, we for prayer in school, we're for the ten commandments, we're against homos bullshit that they so easily buy into. Yeah, Karl and Dick, this is the beginning of the most golden years ever for us and our people. This is easy strret, and I for one am gonna sit back and have me a couple martinis to celebrate. Dick, take over the country for a few hours while I celebrate, will ya? I'm gonna bounce all over the country, so I won't be back in DC for a while. Oh, and set up some time for me to stand on that pile of rubble in that shithole New York and get some fucking firemen to stand there with me, but get white ones who dno't smell bad and who are stupid enough to think I care about them. I don't want to waste the chance to make it look like I love the firemen and police. And get me a bullhorn so I look tough. These idiots will totally buy into that shit. Man, I can't believe what we just pulled off."

[cosmicdot]

10. Yeah, I'm meeting Warren Buffett at Offutt AFB, can you get a pizza

with all the fixings waiting for me when I land ...

[FDRrocks]

11. Well, how'd the hell'd that pilot get his liscence?

Maybe he was just hungry? I've got to help him put food on his family.

[cosmicdot]

12. W: OK, I got it ... Cheney's code name is God ...

so, I can say that God is talking to me ... geesh, you'd think they'd let me be God ...

[Deja Q]

13. 'Yeah, I will be selling prints of protograph I'm staging right now...

for $150 a pop."

[underpants]

14. But Dick I need to "get out of harm's way"...........

:grr:

[underpants]

15. How much money do you think we can make off this photo?

:grr:

[WillParkinson]

16. What do you mean credit card number?

I didn't know I was being charged to talk to you girls!

[BringEmOn]

17. "Is Con...uh...Mike Hunt there?"

[boobooday]

18. Condi, this is so exciting . . . uh . . . what are you wearing right now?

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