Five pearls of Scottish wisdom to remember

[Swede]

Email I just received.

1. Money cannot buy happiness but, it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.

3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk.

[freshwest]

1. Error: You can't recommend threads from this forum.

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2. Yeah! That's true

as I think everyone needs a little laugh every now and then.

Nevertheless, I will share them with my FBer friends.

[dimbear]

6. True, but the format allows you to futilely try.

Message there somewhere.

[freshwest]

11. Lame joke on my part.

[Suich]

3. Funny!

Especially #5!!!

:rofl:

[rrneck]

4. Fundamental truths!

:rofl:

[temporary311]

5. You forgot the most important one.

If it's not Scottish, its crap!

[dimbear]

7. No matter how well you live, eventually you get kilt. n/t

[trof]

8. Do unto others before they do unto you?

;-)

[whistler162]

9. 6 - Remember gentlemen commando is not an option in

a wind storm!

[zanana1]

10. Sounds like the Teabagger's bible. nt

[MiddleFingerMom]

12. When you die, St Peter puts you upside-down in a barrel of all the alcohol you ever wasted...

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... and if you drown, you go straight to Hell.
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