Just for shits and giggles - CHAIN STORY TIME

[HopeHoops]

Basic rule: Just add a thread to continue where the last thread left off.

Caveat: If two threads are posted close enough together (time wise) as to create a parallel universe, follow one of them as if the other didn't exist.

TRY, TRY, TRY not to create sub-threads unless it is really shit-your-pants funny.

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Bill and Linda were walking home from a dinner at Olive Garden one evening when they spotted a horse sitting in old-man "Get off my lawn" McCain's front yard. It made no effort to greet them so they continued walking. They they saw two naked men running down the street holding a narwhal. That was pretty normal for their neighborhood so they didn't think much of it, UNTIL...

[HopeHoops]

1. ...they found HopeHoops passed out in the middle of the street wearing nothing but his underwear.

"Are you okay?" Bill asked.

"Yeah, every day stuff, this." HopeHoops replied. He reached over to the cooler and grabbed a 40oz Schlitz, toasted to Jesus, Elvis, Michael Jackson, Osama bin Laden and Kadhaffi and asked, "How'd we get so far away from the 7-11?