Caption: I see no ships....

[emad]

[sniffa]

1. from up here i can see some protesters

move them another miLe away.

[Catfight]

2. I can see my house from here, but the suns in my eyes. eom

[cosmicdot]

3. Does the right hand know what the left hand is doing?

Who says I can't do 2 things at one time?

[kodi]

4. "What? I can't hear you? What?"

.

[DS1]

5. It still frightens me at some core level watching that man be pResident

It frigthens me even more that some polls have him beating Kerry.

[skip fox]

6. W. is "thinking": "Now I gotta go and I won't be back for three days.

Maybe that'll give me time to think how to bring it up again. . . . Karl said he'd REALLY slap the piss outta me if I brought it up again, . . . but the Duck Wad idea is genius! . . . it really is. . . . Geez. . . . Wait a minute. . . Maybe if I started talking about how kids get their parents to buy certain cereals and toys and stuff . . . and then say how kids could get their parents to vote for somebody . . . if the kids really cared and stuff . . . and they'd REALLY care if one of the candidates like me for instance had a fancy nickname and the other didn't . . . and what better nickname, I mean one kids'll like and REALLY care about, than Duck Wad!!!!! . . . Yeah, that'll probably work. Karl'll be all like caught up in the brilliant idea before he can even see Duck Wad coming. And by the time he realizes . . . heck, he'll be already sold! Wow. Chalk up another for the ol' Wad!"

[BringEmOn]

7. "I'll greet the group of Native American protesters

with the tomahawk chop. That should show that I can be politically correct."

[Aristus]

8. Oh, a wise guy, huh?

Try to finger-boink me, huh? Nyuk, nyuk.

[zbdent]

9. Yeah, Kerry, I got your salute right here

in my left hand!

This is what I was doing while you were earning your medals.

[historian]

10. dont i look impressive?

Very military and presidential looking arent 1?

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

11. Server's down, no picture.

Nice goin', asshole. You broke Reuters. ;-)

[skip fox]

12. W. just got done saying, "No, no, Barney, you can't come up until

you learn to salute."